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@cdnmoneymaker93_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I live in Canada and believe the YouTube streamer for this game have gotten out of hand!!!
You should be commended for your triumph of spirit and your ability to persevere through the face of adversity. You happily live in a country that is extremely cold, severely lacking in baseball franchises, and does not -- as far as I can tell -- have any discernable reason for existing.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
You are a gentleman and a scholar
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@texas10pt_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I assume that PugButt is a Noob hot pocket eating offline Franchise player like JoshTyler?
PugButt is an offline elite who crushes veteran like 20-25% of the time.
You have a forgiving nature, as you are willing to look past all of Texas's faults and continue to live in the worst state in the union.
That's only because you still live here too LOLOL
Greatest State in the Union. I know that's what you meant
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You’ve been missed. Your posts consistently make me laugh out loud and greatly enhance the enjoyment of cigars on my deck.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted.
This is the greatest news on the Forum this year. Let's see if you've REALLY learned your lesson...
Javier Baez > Tim Anderson
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I live in Vancouver BC but I cheer for the Cubs and Sharks (Hockey).
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@arvcpa_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted.
This is the greatest news on the Forum this year. Let's see if you've REALLY learned your lesson...
Javier Baez > Tim Anderson
You are a welcome addition to society, because you are the villain that will unite us all in our seething hatred for you. Also, your shocking lack of awareness translates to job security for all educators.
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What did you do that warranted a 30 day ban? Welcome back
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You caught a ban?? This world makes less sense every day.
Man, I feel left out now.
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@lazy_toast_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
You take the red pill or blue pill?
Whichever one is the suppository.
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@killerpresence4 said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
What did you do that warranted a 30 day ban? Welcome back
Thank you! I'm actually not sure what I said this time. When I've been banned in the past, it's usually pretty obvious what I did and it's never been longer than a week. When I try to log in to the forum, it used to say "Reason for ban: (xxxxxx)" and it would give a pretty straightforward reason (like "offensive language" or "circumventing language filter" or something like that). This time it just said "Violation of TOS." So I dunno. But I'm back!
Awww man, Colin, you moved this to Off-topic???? This is the Camden Yards of the forum.
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I still hold onto hope that Harrison Bader can be a 20/20 player, does that make me a fool or a dreamer?
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Mine got lifted today too. Welcome back.
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I was banned for a week for TOS violation but all my posts are still up so who knows about the algorithm?
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@killerpresence4 said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
What did you do that warranted a 30 day ban? Welcome back
Thank you! I'm actually not sure what I said this time. When I've been banned in the past, it's usually pretty obvious what I did and it's never been longer than a week. When I try to log in to the forum, it used to say "Reason for ban: (xxxxxx)" and it would give a pretty straightforward reason (like "offensive language" or "circumventing language filter" or something like that). This time it just said "Violation of TOS." So I dunno. But I'm back!
Awww man, Colin, you moved this to Off-topic???? This is the Camden Yards of the forum.
It seems they may have a new administrator who isn't used to hearing opinions that don't align with their cable news choices. I got banned for calling out someone who came to a thread and started telling people their opinions didn't matter unless their RS record lived up to his standings. But I needed the week off anyway.
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Hi Schnauzer! Glad you're back
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@eatyum_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I still hold onto hope that Harrison Bader can be a 20/20 player, does that make me a fool or a dreamer?
Both????
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Ok.... here we go.
I went to the store yesterday for crystal meth but my dinosaur got caught up on American idol and had to pay the dentist in used bubble wrap then I found out that Mars is next to jersey boys at the gun range at the Kentucky fried chicken in Smallville on top of given the beat boys to free my soul I couldn’t pass go or go to grandmas bar mitzvah pub and grill.
I’ve clearly had a long Christmas on the account of my toes best friend. Cheer me up
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