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Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
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reported...
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@buddyhightower_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
reported...
Your name is apt, as you are a "Buddy" to all those who have had the pleasure to know you. You are loved.
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i love frank thomas ...only reason why i liked the sox..
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I report anyone that uses a submarine CAP in ranked
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@qwesty16_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
i love frank thomas ...only reason why i liked the sox..
Your taste in 90s AL 1st-basemen sluggers is as impeccable as your spotless soul that is without sin and has never known malfeasance.
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@earvgotti_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I report anyone that uses a submarine CAP in ranked
Your love for fair, equal competition is so above-board that it is no surprise that you are aggressively anti-submarine.
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Missed your sense of humor on here. Glad to see you back!
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I have every card in the game and I only play offline, vs Orioles at Shippett...on rookie
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I enjoy it when people say mean things about me in video game forums.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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@poksey_mlbts said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Missed your sense of humor on here. Glad to see you back!
Your assessment of humor is top notch, and you are a quality human being worthy of respect. If you have a significant other, he/she is beautiful.
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Some bans should be permanent and this OP is a great example.
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@tylerslikewhoa_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Some bans should be permanent and this is OP is a great example.
Even when you make typos that render your posts unreadable, you still are a worthwhile human being and you are deserving of love.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
Maga and Kaga
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@agent512_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
There was another awkward moment recently while Catellanos hit a HR on Memorial Day I think. Underrated comment
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Sad to see SchnauzerFace leaving. Perhaps you should have convinced Cleveland to use your new name PugButt. Its more accurate than Guardians.
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I assume that PugButt is a Noob hot pocket eating offline Franchise player like JoshTyler?
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@lornee56_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I have every card in the game and I only play offline, vs Orioles at Shippett...on rookie
You have a fastidious, thorough approach to life that is inspirational. And your commitment to beating up on the Orioles shows you have a good heart because you are volunteering to teach a special needs team about the value of losing gracefully.
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You take the red pill or blue pill?
