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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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@poksey_mlbts said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Missed your sense of humor on here. Glad to see you back!
Your assessment of humor is top notch, and you are a quality human being worthy of respect. If you have a significant other, he/she is beautiful.
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Some bans should be permanent and this OP is a great example.
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@tylerslikewhoa_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Some bans should be permanent and this is OP is a great example.
Even when you make typos that render your posts unreadable, you still are a worthwhile human being and you are deserving of love.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
Maga and Kaga
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@agent512_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
There was another awkward moment recently while Catellanos hit a HR on Memorial Day I think. Underrated comment
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Sad to see SchnauzerFace leaving. Perhaps you should have convinced Cleveland to use your new name PugButt. Its more accurate than Guardians.
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I assume that PugButt is a Noob hot pocket eating offline Franchise player like JoshTyler?
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@lornee56_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I have every card in the game and I only play offline, vs Orioles at Shippett...on rookie
You have a fastidious, thorough approach to life that is inspirational. And your commitment to beating up on the Orioles shows you have a good heart because you are volunteering to teach a special needs team about the value of losing gracefully.
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You take the red pill or blue pill?
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@beardowngoblue said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I enjoy it when people say mean things about me in video game forums.
You are a valuable friend who is willing to let those who are having a bad day take out their frustrations on you. Bear Down, my man.
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@texas10pt_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I assume that PugButt is a Noob hot pocket eating offline Franchise player like JoshTyler?
PugButt is an offline elite who crushes veteran like 20-25% of the time.
You have a forgiving nature, as you are willing to look past all of Texas's faults and continue to live in the worst state in the union.
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I live in Canada and believe the YouTube streamer for this game have gotten out of hand!!!
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@tylerslikewhoa_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Some bans should be permanent and this is OP is a great example.
Even when you make typos that render your posts unreadable, you still are a worthwhile human being and you are deserving of love.
Lol I love the trolling.
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@cdnmoneymaker93_xbl said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I live in Canada and believe the YouTube streamer for this game have gotten out of hand!!!
You should be commended for your triumph of spirit and your ability to persevere through the face of adversity. You happily live in a country that is extremely cold, severely lacking in baseball franchises, and does not -- as far as I can tell -- have any discernable reason for existing.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Good morning, simulated baseball competition enthusiasts,
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted. I have learned many valuable lessons whilst serving this fair, just, and necessary suspension. I would like to apologize on behalf of my fans, the SchnauzerFace organization, and to all the people who believed in me. I am a reformed human, and, in the future, I vow to make only positive* comments regarding my fellow forumites' sisters.
As a means of making amends for my unabashedly lascivious rhetoric, I would like to compliment each person who responds to this post. Please tell me one brief detail about yourself, and I will affirm your worth and dignity by highlighting your innate truth, beauty, and goodness.
To prove to my forum brethren that I have truly turned my life around, I will drop the former name of "SchnauzerFace" and all its lewd, libidinous connotations that are attached to said moniker. In the spirit of making a complete 180-degree turn, I shall no longer answer to SchnauzerFace and shall henceforth be known only as PugButt. Forthwith.
I bid you all a good morrow.
His Excellency, The Most Reverend Boris J. PugButt (nee SchnauzerFace) III, esq.*please note that by "positive" I do not mean the same kind of licentiously "positive" comments that lead to my ousting from forumnal society.
You are a gentleman and a scholar
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
@texas10pt_psn said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
I assume that PugButt is a Noob hot pocket eating offline Franchise player like JoshTyler?
PugButt is an offline elite who crushes veteran like 20-25% of the time.
You have a forgiving nature, as you are willing to look past all of Texas's faults and continue to live in the worst state in the union.
That's only because you still live here too LOLOL
Greatest State in the Union. I know that's what you meant
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You’ve been missed. Your posts consistently make me laugh out loud and greatly enhance the enjoyment of cigars on my deck.
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@schnauzerface said in I am back, and I have learned many a great lesson:
Today, my 30-day sentence in virtual isolation has been lifted.
This is the greatest news on the Forum this year. Let's see if you've REALLY learned your lesson...
Javier Baez > Tim Anderson
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I live in Vancouver BC but I cheer for the Cubs and Sharks (Hockey).
