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  • SchnauzerFace_PSNS Offline
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    SchnauzerFace_PSN
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    #1

    ‘Twas the night before The Show, and anticipation was at a fervor
    But not a thing was working correctly, not even a server.
    Preorders were made and the legends revealed,
    SDS hoped that last year’s wounds were all healed.
    The fanbase was huddled in front of their consoles
    While exploiters were dreaming of capitalizing on loopholes.
    That stupid Coach puppet, whose voice is so grating,
    Announced Tatis’s laughably inflated overall rating.
    When out from our dashboards came a new notification!
    It’s time to download The Show to your Switch or Xbox or Playstation!
    Immediately we started the download and install,
    In just a few moments, we’d be playing baseball!
    But, alas! As has been since time immemorial,
    First we would all have to play a pointless 9-inning tutorial.
    Finally, the game begins and what do we behold?
    Our favorite player has been disrespected with an 82 gold.
    Never mind that! Time to get started,
    But here comes a server error. O, the broken-hearted!
    We load and reload and reload and reload once more,
    I swear to God if this doesn’t work I’m throwing my TV out the front door.
    Hour after frustrating hour has passed
    And by 4 am, we log in at last!
    Let’s start easy, we think, with a quick game of conquest
    What's this? Somehow the game played better in tech test.
    Fielding and hitting and pitching are far beyond broken
    “We are aware of technical glitches,” says The Show Twitter. SDS has spoken!
    Now, Colin! Now, Luis! Now, our friend Ramone Russell!
    Fix this effing game, and we beg you to hustle!
    I wanted to be civil, but I have no choice but to break from decorum,
    And spend the next 12 months bitching about this game on your very own forum.

    CodyWolfgang_XBLC arvcpa_PSNA PAinPA_PSNP austinotterpopA DoIHearBossMusic_MLBTSD 5 Replies Last reply
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  • RayLewisSB47_PSNR Offline
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    RayLewisSB47_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #2

    This is the stuff we need to get us through launch day. Take notes everyone. This is the standard.

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  • T Offline
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    TheHungryHole_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #3

    SF is a modern day poet bless him and his posts

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  • PennStateFencerP Offline
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    PennStateFencer
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    #4

    I missed your posts so much. Don't ever leave again.

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  • TEXAS10PT_PSNT Offline
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    TEXAS10PT_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #5

    See Schnauzer you do know how to fish for a City Boy

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  • MLBTS_MLBTSM Offline
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    MLBTS_MLBTS
    wrote on last edited by
    #6

    Great post. Exactly what I needed right now.

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  • Ericulous1_PSNE Offline
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    Ericulous1_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #7

    This is pure Gold.

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  • GrizzBear55_PSNG Offline
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    GrizzBear55_PSN
    wrote on last edited by GrizzBear55_PSN
    #8

    ........._______....................

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  • CodyWolfgang_XBLC Offline
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    CodyWolfgang_XBL
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    #9

    @schnauzerface said in 'Twas the night before The Show...:

    ‘Twas the night before The Show, and anticipation was at a fervor
    But not a thing was working correctly, not even a server.
    Preorders were made and the legends revealed,
    SDS hoped that last year’s wounds were all healed.
    The fanbase was huddled in front of their consoles
    While exploiters were dreaming of capitalizing on loopholes.
    That stupid Coach puppet, whose voice is so grating,
    Announced Tatis’s laughably inflated overall rating.
    When out from our dashboards came a new notification!
    It’s time to download The Show to your Switch or Xbox or Playstation!
    Immediately we started the download and install,
    In just a few moments, we’d be playing baseball!
    But, alas! As has been since time immemorial,
    First we would all have to play a pointless 9-inning tutorial.
    Finally, the game begins and what do we behold?
    Our favorite player has been disrespected with an 82 gold.
    Never mind that! Time to get started,
    But here comes a server error. O, the broken-hearted!
    We load and reload and reload and reload once more,
    I swear to God if this doesn’t work I’m throwing my TV out the front door.
    Hour after frustrating hour has passed
    And by 4 am, we log in at last!
    Let’s start easy, we think, with a quick game of conquest
    What's this? Somehow the game played better in tech test.
    Fielding and hitting and pitching are far beyond broken
    “We are aware of technical glitches,” says The Show Twitter. SDS has spoken!
    Now, Colin! Now, Luis! Now, our friend Ramone Russell!
    Fix this effing game, and we beg you to hustle!
    I wanted to be civil, but I have no choice but to break from decorum,
    And spend the next 12 months bitching about this game on your very own forum.

    ‘Twas the night before baseball magnet corners being painted by PPP and secondary pci foul [censored] off pitches headed outside the opposite batters box.

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  • Bob_Loblaw1984_PSNB Offline
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    Bob_Loblaw1984_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #10

    Epic. ❤

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  • OreoRockstar_PSNO Offline
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    OreoRockstar_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #11

    SF for the WIN!!!

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  • arvcpa_PSNA Offline
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    arvcpa_PSN
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    @schnauzerface said in 'Twas the night before The Show...:

    And spend the next 12 months bitching about this game on your very own forum.

    Always and forever the GOAT of this forum.

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  • PC_username2020P Offline
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    PC_username2020
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    #13

    Well done!

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  • cdnmoneymaker93_MLBTSC Offline
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    cdnmoneymaker93_MLBTS
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    #14

    Welp post of the year and the game isn't even out yet

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  • HustlinOwl_PSNH Offline
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    HustlinOwl_PSN
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    #15

    Lol knew you’d be getting it on the 1st

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  • mrwonderful95M Offline
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    mrwonderful95
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    #16

    Awesome job with this. Made me laugh out loud 😂

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  • ebbets1957_MLBTSE Offline
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    ebbets1957_MLBTS
    wrote on last edited by
    #17

    Robert Frost or Edgar Allen Poe got nothing on SF! Well done!

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  • QuinnyMcQuinnQ Offline
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    QuinnyMcQuinn
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    #18

    @cdnmoneymaker93_mlbts said in 'Twas the night before The Show...:

    Welp post of the year and the game isn't even out yet

    Can we get this permanently pinned until next seasons part 2 rendition. There will be a second one? Right? Just like the generation of today, I’ve already consumed this and I want more!!!

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  • Ericulous1_PSNE Offline
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    Ericulous1_PSN
    replied to Guest on last edited by
    #19

    @quinnymcquinn said in 'Twas the night before The Show...:

    @cdnmoneymaker93_mlbts said in 'Twas the night before The Show...:

    Welp post of the year and the game isn't even out yet

    Can we get this permanently pinned until next seasons part 2 rendition. There will be a second one? Right? Just like the generation of today, I’ve already consumed this and I want more!!!

    I say this should at least be a quarterly thing. Or prior to every major content drop, like SFs version of a pre inning or TA stream. It makes the waiting less painful..

    And the Waiting is the hardest part.

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  • Blind_Bleeder_PSNB Offline
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    Blind_Bleeder_PSN
    wrote on last edited by
    #20

    This is awesome! Thank you.

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