Could a dog be trained to win at this game?
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well sir, let me assure you, you are no student of comedy. You wouldn't know satire from a chicken crossing the road joke, and I hope to god I never come across you at a comedy club. I won't, cause you'll be too offended by what real comedians say to step foot there. Comedy student.
we got a real yuk-yuk master over here folks! this guy studies comedy! it's a major at his university, over there at the clown college.
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@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
I actually breed dogs, and we're not talking about a puppy mill. If you have 6 thousand dollars you can talk to me about our border collies, all with AKC papers, all with bloodlines of agility champions.
Or perhaps you prefer working dogs? Can I interest you in the Malinoise? That's actually an advanced breed. The best of em become police dogs, and the ones they send back for being untrainable are right here bro. I specialize in dogs that are considered untrainable, cause my CO once called me that.
Not for a million dollars would I let you get your hands on one of my Malinoise, by the way. That's like handing a loaded gun to a child.
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
are you quite sure you have it right who is laughing at whom?
yeah im pretty sure - if you can read you can see who is posting and laughing at you - doesn't get more direct than this
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
I actually breed dogs, and we're not talking about a puppy mill. If you have 6 thousand dollars you can talk to me about our border collies, all with AKC papers, all with bloodlines of agility champions.
Or perhaps you prefer working dogs? Can I interest you in the Malinoise? That's actually an advanced breed. The best of em become police dogs, and the ones they send back for being untrainable are right here bro. I specialize in dogs that are considered untrainable, cause my CO once called me that.
Not for a million dollars would I let you get your hands on one of my Malinoise, by the way. That's like handing a loaded gun to a child.
Not to be “that guy”, but I wasn’t sure the breed of dog you were referring to so had to look it up. AKC doesn’t recognize the “e” on the end of the breed name. But this whole thread is weird anyways so why not include a spelling issue in the mix?!?!?
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@ch-76-1908_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
As a huge fan and student of fine comedy I can assure you all that there is nothing even worth a chuckle here.
We need my buddy , MLB the Show player, and professional comedian Thebeev718 to come in and give his take at this horror of a post by the OP
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@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
are you quite sure you have it right who is laughing at whom?
yeah im pretty sure - if you can read you can see who is posting and laughing at you - doesn't get more direct than this
where did you learn english? two hyphens in the same sentence? I assure you, Mr Hole, there is laughter going on.
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@oreorockstar_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@ch-76-1908_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
As a huge fan and student of fine comedy I can assure you all that there is nothing even worth a chuckle here.
We need my buddy , MLB the Show player, and professional comedian Thebeev718 to come in and give his take at this horror of a post by the OP
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The beev seems to understand that I have a one-liner for anything. The beev cant handle this. These. Deez.
Deez Nuts!!!!!!!
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@tmichae10_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
I actually breed dogs, and we're not talking about a puppy mill. If you have 6 thousand dollars you can talk to me about our border collies, all with AKC papers, all with bloodlines of agility champions.
Or perhaps you prefer working dogs? Can I interest you in the Malinoise? That's actually an advanced breed. The best of em become police dogs, and the ones they send back for being untrainable are right here bro. I specialize in dogs that are considered untrainable, cause my CO once called me that.
Not for a million dollars would I let you get your hands on one of my Malinoise, by the way. That's like handing a loaded gun to a child.
Not to be “that guy”, but I wasn’t sure the breed of dog you were referring to so had to look it up. AKC doesn’t recognize the “e” on the end of the breed name. But this whole thread is weird anyways so why not include a spelling issue in the mix?!?!?
If you pay careful attention, I said the border collies are AKC registered. I never mentioned a thing about my Malinoise, as it pertains to the AKC.
F the AKC, in other words.
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️ over-inflated sense of self-importance
️ believes they are always right
️ lacks appropriate empathy
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
are you quite sure you have it right who is laughing at whom?
yeah im pretty sure - if you can read you can see who is posting and laughing at you - doesn't get more direct than this
where did you learn english? two hyphens in the same sentence? I assure you, Mr Hole, there is laughter going on.
at this point your posts are just some desperate attempt to get attention - which you are getting here from me and others - i'm gonna block you because you are just really annoying and not enjoyable to read in the slightest - see ya
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@write2shawn_mlbts said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
️ over-inflated sense of self-importance
️ believes they are always right
️ lacks appropriate empathy
️ incessantly craves admiration/attentionabsolutely spot on buddy, this guy is just brutal
merry christmas to all the normal guys in this thread have a great holiday
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