Here’s the August monthly awards..
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I would like to be the first person to whine that [insert name here] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [whoever] when [some dude] had an [obscure sabremetric stat] that was [completely unclear number] more (or less) than [some other dude]. It's obvious that SDS hates [my team] and that they have a propensity for [horrifyingly deviant behavior with a tropical fish]. 
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It does seem weird that Nootbar, who was the 4th or 5th best Cardinal in August, got a MA card (and the others didn’t). But I’m not complaining- I like Lars, and usually do well with his cards 
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@SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: I would like to be the first person to whine that [insert name here] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [whoever] when [some dude] had an [obscure sabremetric stat] that was [completely unclear number] more (or less) than [some other dude]. It's obvious that SDS hates [my team] and that they have a propensity for [horrifyingly deviant behavior with a tropical fish]. And I’d like to be the first to counter your points with other non-baseball related metrics about said player/team and contend that you know nothing about baseball, then somehow craft a segue way into some conspiracy theory about the moon landing being faked. 
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Jeff McNeil, yes!!! 
 But Diaz deserves something soon.
 I guess we can't have multiple players from 1 team.
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@SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: I would like to be the first person to whine that [insert name here] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [whoever] when [some dude] had an [obscure sabremetric stat] that was [completely unclear number] more (or less) than [some other dude]. It's obvious that SDS hates [my team] and that they have a propensity for [horrifyingly deviant behavior with a tropical fish]. Do you even obscure sabremetric stat bro? 
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@SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: I would like to turn this into a "Mad Lib", with a reference to the "Juicy Packs"... I would like to be the first person to whine that [Pumpkin] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [Watermelon] when [Pumpkin] had a [better flavor for the season] that was [1,000,000% better] than [Watermelon or even Bananas]. It's obvious that SDS hates [Pumpkin] and that they have a propensity for [Watermelons, or even worse, Honeydew]. 
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@JEEZY-E_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: @SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: I would like to be the first person to whine that [insert name here] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [whoever] when [some dude] had an [obscure sabremetric stat] that was [completely unclear number] more (or less) than [some other dude]. It's obvious that SDS hates [my team] and that they have a propensity for [horrifyingly deviant behavior with a tropical fish]. Do you even obscure sabremetric stat bro? Bro, i was all-state xwOBA grandmaster back before DRS even knew how to UZR a BABIP. 
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@TheGoaler_PSN said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: Jeff McNeil, yes!!! 
 But Diaz deserves something soon.
 I guess we can't have multiple players from 1 team.Diaz will get a finest at the end of the year 
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@SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: @JEEZY-E_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: @SchnauzerFace_MLBTS said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: I would like to be the first person to whine that [insert name here] was overlooked! I can't believe they gave a card to [whoever] when [some dude] had an [obscure sabremetric stat] that was [completely unclear number] more (or less) than [some other dude]. It's obvious that SDS hates [my team] and that they have a propensity for [horrifyingly deviant behavior with a tropical fish]. Do you even obscure sabremetric stat bro? Bro, i was all-state xwOBA grandmaster back before DRS even knew how to UZR a BABIP. I had the best WHIP in tee ball for 2 years 
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Only 'issue' I see is that there are two hitters and three pitchers in the low end pack. Going to make getting that 2000-3000 PCP with hitters mission a long grind. 
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@BIG_PAPIx34_PSN said in Here’s the August monthly awards..: Only 'issue' I see is that there are two hitters and three pitchers in the low end pack. Going to make getting that 2000-3000 PCP with hitters mission a long grind. That will take a while for sure. 
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Aren't there three hitters? Nootbaar, Walker, and McNeil? 
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