Could a dog be trained to win at this game?
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True story: my dog made pennant race.
So everyone knows that if you mash triangle you get free hits. I've known it for some time. I have a very smart blue heeler so I thought to myself, if I train her to mash the triangle on command, could she make pennant race?
She did. She actually pulled it off. We were on directional but you gotta realize, a paw isn't designed for playstation. But my pixie pup made pennant race.
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Yeah.... still not witty.
I'm just going to go ahead and mute you.
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@evylshaun_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Yeah.... still not witty.
I'm just going to go ahead and mute you.
we already muted you in 1776
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
True story: my dog made pennant race.
So everyone knows that if you mash triangle you get free hits. I've known it for some time. I have a very smart blue heeler so I thought to myself, if I train her to mash the triangle on command, could she make pennant race?
She did. She actually pulled it off. We were on directional but you gotta realize, a paw isn't designed for playstation. But my pixie pup made pennant race.
Congrats, you just took the lead for the absolute dumbest post I’ve seen on this site. Well done
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Mr. VK_Ratliff, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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If I stream my dog playing people, you all act like you wouldn't watch. You would watch. And that day is coming quick!
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@jonblaze2424_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
True story: my dog made pennant race.
So everyone knows that if you mash triangle you get free hits. I've known it for some time. I have a very smart blue heeler so I thought to myself, if I train her to mash the triangle on command, could she make pennant race?
She did. She actually pulled it off. We were on directional but you gotta realize, a paw isn't designed for playstation. But my pixie pup made pennant race.
Congrats, you just took the lead for the absolute dumbest post I’ve seen on this site. Well done
lolllll sunday night entertainment you guys are the best - yeah this thread is absolutely ridiculous
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my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@evylshaun_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Yeah.... still not witty.
I'm just going to go ahead and mute you.
we already muted you in 1776
dang..... lol
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Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
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All this could be eradicated easily.
Just ask Alexa or Siri to press the swing and pitch buttons for you 🤪
If you use Meter, push thrice, Siri, Alexa
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@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
are you quite sure you have it right who is laughing at whom?
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@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
about as funny as a Mariner fan. SODO MOJO! get real.
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As a huge fan and student of fine comedy I can assure you all that there is nothing even worth a chuckle here.
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well sir, let me assure you, you are no student of comedy. You wouldn't know satire from a chicken crossing the road joke, and I hope to god I never come across you at a comedy club. I won't, cause you'll be too offended by what real comedians say to step foot there. Comedy student.
we got a real yuk-yuk master over here folks! this guy studies comedy! it's a major at his university, over there at the clown college.
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@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
I actually breed dogs, and we're not talking about a puppy mill. If you have 6 thousand dollars you can talk to me about our border collies, all with AKC papers, all with bloodlines of agility champions.
Or perhaps you prefer working dogs? Can I interest you in the Malinoise? That's actually an advanced breed. The best of em become police dogs, and the ones they send back for being untrainable are right here bro. I specialize in dogs that are considered untrainable, cause my CO once called me that.
Not for a million dollars would I let you get your hands on one of my Malinoise, by the way. That's like handing a loaded gun to a child.
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@thehungryhole said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
my dog against you, hungry hole. we'll use directional and it must be on all-star. i'll film us smoking you, and then and only then will things get ridiculous!
we are all laughing at you in this thread - the only thing you and your dog can do for me is take a long walk and throw your computer into a lake/ocean
are you quite sure you have it right who is laughing at whom?
yeah im pretty sure - if you can read you can see who is posting and laughing at you - doesn't get more direct than this
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@vk_ratliff_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
@kovz88_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
Is your dog funnier than you? Maybe you should let him post
I actually breed dogs, and we're not talking about a puppy mill. If you have 6 thousand dollars you can talk to me about our border collies, all with AKC papers, all with bloodlines of agility champions.
Or perhaps you prefer working dogs? Can I interest you in the Malinoise? That's actually an advanced breed. The best of em become police dogs, and the ones they send back for being untrainable are right here bro. I specialize in dogs that are considered untrainable, cause my CO once called me that.
Not for a million dollars would I let you get your hands on one of my Malinoise, by the way. That's like handing a loaded gun to a child.
Not to be “that guy”, but I wasn’t sure the breed of dog you were referring to so had to look it up. AKC doesn’t recognize the “e” on the end of the breed name. But this whole thread is weird anyways so why not include a spelling issue in the mix?!?!?
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@ch-76-1908_psn said in Could a dog be trained to win at this game?:
As a huge fan and student of fine comedy I can assure you all that there is nothing even worth a chuckle here.
We need my buddy , MLB the Show player, and professional comedian Thebeev718 to come in and give his take at this horror of a post by the OP
