Helton missing something critical
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The Awards Todd Helton is a great addition to this Rockies fan's collection, but the source of his power is missing and it's crucial that it be addressed. Where is the Toddfather's glorious goatee? Much like the Romo naked face incident, this cannot stand!
The card itself shows him goateed, as does the action shot for the Event, but the player model is shamefully without his signature wide-bottomed goatee. Please address this in an immediate patch!
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Plus his high socks
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I think part of his punishment for his last DUI was he would not be getting a goatee in MLB the show.
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@quinnymcquinn said in Helton missing something critical:
I think part of his punishment for his last DUI was he would not be get a goatee in MLB the show.
I somehow haven’t heard about the DUIs….
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@quinnymcquinn said in Helton missing something critical:
I think part of his punishment for his last DUI was he would not be get a goatee in MLB the show.
Just googled it. The dude looks like he fell off of a cliff since retiring.
Probably is tough going through life as an athlete grade school through your thirties then one day it’s over.
Most people have to accept the mediocrity of life a lot earlier and don’t have as far to fall.
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@codywolfgang_xbl said in Helton missing something critical:
@quinnymcquinn said in Helton missing something critical:
I think part of his punishment for his last DUI was he would not be get a goatee in MLB the show.
Just googled it. The dude looks like he fell off of a cliff since retiring.
Probably is tough going through life as an athlete grade school through your thirties then one day it’s over.
Most people have to accept the mediocrity of life a lot earlier and don’t have as far to fall.
Al bundy understood this.
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