@schnauzerface said in Loved opening packs?:
Bro… lol. The game has been out for like 36 hours and it’s only open to diehards right now. Most of us aren’t using buy now/sell now, and most of us know how to exploit the market when we see juicy differentials. So of course you can’t abuse the market yet. Right now it’s just a big ocean full of great whites. Wait until the game drops for the public and we can all feast on the fat kids. They’re probably all named something like Caden or Brayden or Kuyler or Liam, and they’re all fat as [censored]. Some of them might have attractive single moms, but I mean… is it worth it? No. No it’s not worth it. You can get some very top shelf non-moms and then you won’t have to babysit her fat kid when she wants to go get mommy-drunk on wine at 3 pm every single day because she “deserves it.” And like, now I have to take this fat kid with me every time I want to go catch a game? You know he’s just going to bring his stupid Nintendo switch and play Pokémon the whole time, so what was the point of getting seats in the 3rd row right behind the dugout? But I guess the mom might give you an extra special “thank you” for watching the little fatty. But that means you have to leave before the 5th inning so you get home when she’s the right amount of sloshed, otherwise you’ll miss your window. And you can’t help but notice the kid’s dad is dating a 24-year-old and they don’t have kids and he is living the hell out of life. And he only has to put up with this fat ugly kid like 1 weekend per month. And I’m here with this fat kid and his drunk mom every day, and now she’s telling me I can’t even take a weekend with the bros for D-Money’s divorce party? And you know you can’t say anything about it, but did she really have to pick a personal trainer who looks like Ryan Reynolds and has never once worn a shirt with sleeves? Seriously. And you get this feeling that every time her friends tell you how “sweet” you are that they really mean “good lord you are a cuck and a half.” Except Trina or trini or Tina or whatever her name is. The Asian chick who is always giving you the look, but you can’t tell for sure that it’s not an elaborate trap? But even if there like a 30% chance it’s real, you have to go for it, right? I think she’s married to some investment banker or whatever, but you can tell she’s down to clown. You know what? You only live once. I’m calling trini or whatever. I’ll make up a good cover, like “I want to get that fat kid something cool for his birthday. Will you go shopping with me?” But I know that I’m lying to myself and I’ll never go through with it and now I have to go pick up that fat [censored] from karate or soccer or whatever. God, this is my life now isn’t it.
So basically I’m just saying give it a few days and it’ll be ok.
This.... This hits the spot! Thanks for the laugh friend. May your packs be plentiful and full of Diamonds!