I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours
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2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
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Are you the Dos Equis guy?
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@johnutah312_xbl said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
Are you the Dos Equis guy?
Maybe one day. You can’t try to be “that guy.” Just one day if you do everything right you just become “that guy.” I’d like to think at this point in my life I’m relatively on par with the legendary Fabio.
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@quinnymcquinn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
This is awesome and totally hilarious. Cheers
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@mrwonderful95 said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
@quinnymcquinn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
This is awesome and totally hilarious. Cheers
There’s a few things I’ve learned in life. I’ll give away one of my secrets. I’m always here to help the community. When in a pinch you can make tater tots into mash potatoes, simply by smushing them.
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@imdfc_psn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
If Billy Butler can dominate his slow pitch softball league, so can I
F’ing Ah right!
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I could hit 100 mph fastball if I practiced……
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@untchable704_psn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
I could hit 100 mph fastball if I practiced……
What’s 100 mph got on a 12 to 6 foot lob? You’re comparing apples to spider monkeys
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You are winning today. I've thoroughly enjoyed a few of your posts.
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@bodamescapeplan said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
You are winning today. I've thoroughly enjoyed a few of your posts.
I’ll tell you winning smells like tiger Baum
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@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
HaHaHa.... good post. The real question is though... can you throw a softball 97 mph? Can you hit a 99 mph softball? If so, do the beers help? The beers might be considered performance enhancing and could get you black listed from the hall.
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@pscrabro_mlbts said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
HaHaHa.... good post. The real question is though... can you throw a softball 97 mph? Can you hit a 99 mph softball? If so, do the beers help? The beers might be considered performance enhancing and could get you black listed from the hall.
I’m more of a master of junk ball ephus pitching and hitting.
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Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
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@lazy_toast_psn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
Fix which one? He’s got two new ones
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@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
@lazy_toast_psn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
Fix which one? He’s got two new ones
Oh sorry I thought it was obvious…. The shitttttttty collection one
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