I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours
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@quinnymcquinn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
This is awesome and totally hilarious. Cheers
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@mrwonderful95 said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
@quinnymcquinn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
This is awesome and totally hilarious. Cheers
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@imdfc_psn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
If Billy Butler can dominate his slow pitch softball league, so can I
F’ing Ah right!
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I could hit 100 mph fastball if I practiced……
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@untchable704_psn said in Ohtani ain’t impressive:
I could hit 100 mph fastball if I practiced……
What’s 100 mph got on a 12 to 6 foot lob? You’re comparing apples to spider monkeys
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You are winning today. I've thoroughly enjoyed a few of your posts.
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@bodamescapeplan said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
You are winning today. I've thoroughly enjoyed a few of your posts.
I’ll tell you winning smells like tiger Baum
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@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
HaHaHa.... good post. The real question is though... can you throw a softball 97 mph? Can you hit a 99 mph softball? If so, do the beers help? The beers might be considered performance enhancing and could get you black listed from the hall.
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@pscrabro_mlbts said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
2 way player. What’s the big deal? On my beer league softball team I pitch, play the field and coach. That’s three ways right there. But it gets better. If your a nice teammate I’ll provide transportation, I’ll grill for the team, I’m the guy with the first aid kit, I’m the owner/ operator. I act as the defecto GM. In essence I fund raise by selling spots on the team. If guys need a one on one about life we’ll talk over beers. I provide extra equipment when needed. I’m 10x’s the player Ohtani is.
HaHaHa.... good post. The real question is though... can you throw a softball 97 mph? Can you hit a 99 mph softball? If so, do the beers help? The beers might be considered performance enhancing and could get you black listed from the hall.
I’m more of a master of junk ball ephus pitching and hitting.
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Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
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@lazy_toast_psn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
Fix which one? He’s got two new ones
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@quinnymcquinn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
@lazy_toast_psn said in I’ll Sho-hey my ohtani if you Sho-hey yours:
Cmon SDS the man legit gave his HR derby winnings to the Angels staff. Fix this mans card dammit
Fix which one? He’s got two new ones
Oh sorry I thought it was obvious…. The shitttttttty collection one
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