I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.

No doubt about it. All this baseball stuff is way to easy for me. I can basically do it all thats why I never joined the major leagues. I was too good.. So I turn to fighting like real men

ALL HAIL KINGAKP!!!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!

If I didn’t have that bummed knee I’d have probably won a triple crown at this point

That would have happened if they put me in and we would have won state!

I once stood next to a Joe Frazier bronze statue in Vegas, I punched him, he didn't punch back. Tyson is amateur league.

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

I've seen a lot of BS in this forum, but your post, clearly legit! Thank you for finally being an honest individual on these forums.

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

Why would you eat a bowl of toe nails for breakfast? Gross.

@djeternal2_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

Why would you eat a bowl of toe nails for breakfast? Gross.

Wait, i'm not Catholic, but can you eat toenails for lent, even if they are full of lent?

Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile. -uncle Rico

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

For the people that seem to not get this reference: you had a poor childhood

@lookattherhino said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile. -uncle Rico

Lol, I love that entire movie. I live in a rural area, and I swear, half the over 30 Guys in my community are Uncle Rico. (Glad to be moving in about 5 weeks).

I tested positive for steroid cream, or I would have won the Kentucky Derby, carrying my horse of course.

@tubatim90_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

For the people that seem to not get this reference: you had a poor childhood

Many of us assume the reference was understood, and we play off of it to move the conversation forward. Of course, in this instance, "moving forward" is a very loose term

@hoboadam_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I tested positive for steroid cream, or I would have won the Kentucky Derby, carrying my horse of course.

I had quite an addiction to deer antler tincture. It kept me from going JuCo

According to recent logic, if you got in a little fight with some kids in middle school, you can take him!

@lucas8181_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@tubatim90_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@the_dragon1912 said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk

For the people that seem to not get this reference: you had a poor childhood

Many of us assume the reference was understood, and we play off of it to move the conversation forward. Of course, in this instance, "moving forward" is a very loose term

Lol. Nice try.

Me too 007 373 5963
..only those that know will know.

My swing was sweeter than the kids BTW you should've names yourself KINGCAP

@lucas8181_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@lookattherhino said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile. -uncle Rico

Lol, I love that entire movie. I live in a rural area, and I swear, half the over 30 Guys in my community are Uncle Rico. (Glad to be moving in about 5 weeks).

Do they ALL work at the cheese plant?
Where High School Football hero's go to die. The local factory.

@icame2winthegame said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@lucas8181_psn said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

@lookattherhino said in I could take a punch from Mike Tyson in his prime and only cry for a few hours.:

Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile. -uncle Rico

Lol, I love that entire movie. I live in a rural area, and I swear, half the over 30 Guys in my community are Uncle Rico. (Glad to be moving in about 5 weeks).

Do they ALL work at the cheese plant?
Where High School Football hero's go to die. The local factory.

Around here its oil and cows. But yes, they ALL work there.

My dad's a TV repair man. He's got the ultimate set of tools.

You have to be conscious to cry....

I didnt even play middle school ball but for a payday like those two youtube bozos have gotten for their fights I would get in the ring with Tyson and Maywhether at the same time in their prime. I would probably cry... but i could buy a lot of tissues with my millions.

I took an arrow to the knee. I hit the next ball over the fence.

See if anyone gets that reference.