Play me....
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Hey guys!!! Are you terrible at hitting? Hardly ever get hits or home runs? Batting .200 or lower with all your hitters? Play me!! You are guaranteed to smash everything over the fence! Regardless of timing or where i throw the pitch. BOOM!!!! Have a high ERA?? Afraid of giving up hits and homeruns??? Play me!!! Ill square up balls and they will go nowhere guaranteed!!! Even my perfects are guaranteed to go nowhere!!! In closing, if you are 100 games under .500, have a completely dismal batting average and era then look for me online!! Ill be here to help! Despite all my efforts you will play way above your stats guaranteed!!! Catch me in ranked or events!! Kick my [censored] today!! Limited time only
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You okay?
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This is a post of a man who is in pain.
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Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
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@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Yes i will take a large chili and chocolate frosty
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@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Can I please have good hitting, good pitching, and no RNG?
Oh, don't forget my Fries, Chicken Nuggets with Ranch, a Frosty (chocolate), a Coke Zero, and.... That should be it! Credit or debit? I have both. -
dude...if i played you we'd go into one those extra inning nightmares! Why you ask...because all of that shtuff you said above that happens when you play...happens to me...every...f'n...time!!!
https://theshownation.com/mlb20/games/138140459?username=Johnny_Coletrain
this is my life in RS! I suck, i know i suck. The first HR was a down and in Knuckle Curve that i don't believe was a strike. The last one in the 11th was one of those dandy Sliders that was supposed be down and away but somehow ended up right in the middle of the zone. FML
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The game has defeated me. I am a broken man looking for something. Looking for hope I guess.
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@Thierry007007 said in Play me....:
The game has defeated me. I am a broken man looking for something. Looking for hope I guess.
I think @ComebackLogic is making a support group for people like you and me.
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@Scar_USMC77 said in Play me....:
Hey guys!!! Are you terrible at hitting? Hardly ever get hits or home runs? Batting .200 or lower with all your hitters? Play me!! You are guaranteed to smash everything over the fence! Regardless of timing or where i throw the pitch. BOOM!!!! Have a high ERA?? Afraid of giving up hits and homeruns??? Play me!!! Ill square up balls and they will go nowhere guaranteed!!! Even my perfects are guaranteed to go nowhere!!! In closing, if you are 100 games under .500, have a completely dismal batting average and era then look for me online!! Ill be here to help! Despite all my efforts you will play way above your stats guaranteed!!! Catch me in ranked or events!! Kick my [censored] today!! Limited time only
If you need someone to talk to man, we’re All here for you, we’ve all felt the pain.
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@jz2016cubs said in Play me....:
@Thierry007007 said in Play me....:
The game has defeated me. I am a broken man looking for something. Looking for hope I guess.
I think @ComebackLogic is making a support group for people like you and me.
You just have to not care about anything. I played the other day and won almost every game. The last two sessions I’ve had, I think I’ve lost every single game. Half a dozen losses in a row maybe. I didn’t really feel any different after either session. I wasn’t elated when I won and I wasn’t angry or disappointed when I lost. I had a slight pang of regret that my SP got torched and ruined their ERAs but it was inevitable at some point. I play just to play the game, win or lose.
Now, this might seem like a strange concept to some of you and maybe even an impossibility. I’d suggest looking at the reasons why the game makes you emotional. While it’s not a particularly terrible thing to be emotionally invested in a video game, it can be an issue if you overdo things. There is a scale for everything and in terms of being emotionally invested in MLB the Show, I’ve gone from a nine or ten out of ten (Breaking expensive controllers, shouting and swearing at the game, fist pumping when I do get calls etc.) to an absolute zero, where I can show little to no reaction to being mercied at Shippet by a directional hitter with terrible input.
One key was taking the time to spend a couple of weeks each year flipping cards and not really playing. I generally wait for a while, as margins are not generous in the early stages of the year and options are not as plentiful in the marketplace, as well as a lot of the cards I want for my end game team have not been released yet. I’ll then devote all my playing time to working the market for ten days or so and come away with enough stubs to purchase every card I want. This negates a lot of the pressure of having to reach WS because I simply have to have SS Chris Sale or needing to go 12-0 because I will rage quit forever if I don’t get SS Chipper as soon as possible.
Psychologically, that’s huge. You’re playing with the cards you want to play with for fun. Say you want Mays. You buy him, when your order fills, you go play ranked to try him out. Maybe you make WS and get another Willie to sell, in which case he was almost free. Compare that to grinding your teeth as you grind your way towards 900, focused on getting Willie Mays at last, only to reach 886 and lose two games on the bounce, despite having better input than your opponent and being back to 830 all over again. Gah!!
Another type of player who inevitably gets frustrated are the ultra competitive ones. These players can have every card in the game plus a billion stubs, but they play to win and get frustrated when they lose. This is the hardest type of frustration to overcome. If you can’t have fun when you’re losing, you’re going to get mad. Nobody wins every single time. The problem with this subset of players is they’ll tell you that they can enjoy losing a close game “if somebody outplays me, they deserve to win, I can accept that!” The truth is, they can’t accept that at all. When they do get outplayed, you’ll find they blame the game, they make wild claims about how much better inputs they made and how the game is broken and it robbed them. It’s not the fact they lost that made them angry, it’s the way the game made it happen and so on. Truth is - They’re sore losers who get frustrated if they don’t win. If this is you, be honest with yourself, own it and accept that you can’t always win. You’ll have more fun in the long run, I promise.
Class dismissed.
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@Scar_USMC77 said in Play me....:
@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Yes i will take a large chili and chocolate frosty
And for your RNG? We have the following
Runners running into outs
Random pitching
Meatballs
Lack of Urgency
All you can eat check swings
Line outs
Late hits with jam -
@tomivory23 said in Play me....:
@Scar_USMC77 said in Play me....:
@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Yes i will take a large chili and chocolate frosty
And for your RNG? We have the following
Runners running into outs
Random pitching
Meatballs
Lack of Urgency
All you can eat check swings
Line outs
Late hits with jamI had no RNG on my order, but this service is not going well.
BUT, I will change, as this might help my order get filled. I will take all of the above! -
@tomivory23 said in Play me....:
@Scar_USMC77 said in Play me....:
@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Yes i will take a large chili and chocolate frosty
And for your RNG? We have the following
Runners running into outs
Random pitching
Meatballs
Lack of Urgency
All you can eat check swings
Line outs
Late hits with jamI’ll take a large I love that pitch up and in, Jaaaaaaaaam sandwich, with a side of how much for one of them ribs and for dessert give me some if you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Oh and to drink, I’ll have either this hitter needs a cup of coffee or he was sitting offspeed. Thanks.
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@ComebackLogic said in Play me....:
@tomivory23 said in Play me....:
@Scar_USMC77 said in Play me....:
@joeythebigboss said in Play me....:
Sir this is Wendy’s can I pls take your order .
Yes i will take a large chili and chocolate frosty
And for your RNG? We have the following
Runners running into outs
Random pitching
Meatballs
Lack of Urgency
All you can eat check swings
Line outs
Late hits with jamI’ll take a large I love that pitch up and in, Jaaaaaaaaam sandwich, with a side of how much for one of them ribs and for dessert give me some if you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Oh and to drink, I’ll have either this hitter needs a cup of coffee or he was sitting offspeed. Thanks.
“There’s no way to make a guy more uncomfortable than to pound him inside.” - I can’t ever hear this one without chuckling.
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@jz2016cubs said in Play me....:
@Thierry007007 said in Play me....:
The game has defeated me. I am a broken man looking for something. Looking for hope I guess.
I think @ComebackLogic is making a support group for people like you and me.
Im in.
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I’ll play lol
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