I’m kind of a big deal now
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.Congratulations! As a Juilliard trainer Dermatologist myself, I can tell you there is no greater accomplishment a man can achieve than the Diamond Dynasty Prestige level. We are amongst the societal elite, my friend. Those Skull and Crossbone sissies have nothing on us. And just think at something like 400,000 per prestige level, you’ll be at prestige level 5 in quadruple the time. But it’s all the Ortolan bunting you can eat, so, you know, that’s pretty cool.
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
Oh man....you are really going to bloat after all the celebratory Hot Pockets you ate to mark this occasion.
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
hahaahh this is a superior level - your own defecation is used to its utmost potential
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@hoboadam said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
Famous North Korean dictator also doesn't expell from his bowels. Very elite company you hold.
He also hit 18 hole in ones. Guy is a golf legend, but retired after playing that 1 game of golf. Said he will never be able to do better.
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@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@hoboadam said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
Famous North Korean dictator also doesn't expell from his bowels. Very elite company you hold.
He also hit 18 hole in ones. Guy is a golf legend, but retired after playing that 1 game of golf. Said he will never be able to do better.
Not to mention all the WBC sweeps and Olympic golds that North Korea seems to win.
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....
Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.
ROFL @"offline elite"
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@TEXAS10PT said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
Oh man....you are really going to bloat after all the celebratory Hot Pockets you ate to mark this occasion.
"celebratory Hot Pockets"!!!!!!!!!!!
How motivating is THAT?! -
Even though you are grumpy Cubs hater who happens to like the Sox, (1) congrats on nailing this and you can expect tribute (2) your forum contributions force me to crack a smile. I can't get enough of it. (Is that what being a deity is like - people can get enough of you?)
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.It certainly has, HMREDSQF3E.
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@SchnauzerFace Can I get an autograph???
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@over50beatdown said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@TEXAS10PT said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.
Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.
Oh man....you are really going to bloat after all the celebratory Hot Pockets you ate to mark this occasion.
"celebratory Hot Pockets"!!!!!!!!!!!
How motivating is THAT?!Inside joke
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq. -
You're a made man now, no need to worry if someone will whack you. I'm a lowly gold 93, keep looking over my shoulder for Joe Pesci. And not the Lethal Cop version.
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....
Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.
Haha congrats and all but you still have to catch me for that title, i'm prestige level 4 just by playing offline so i guess that makes me offline elite as well lol.
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The SHOWSTORIAN will speak of this day for ages and your name will be remembered in books and songs. Children will draw pictures of you in school. Monuments will be built in you likeness with a dark red glow to them. Today is a glorious day!
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.But you still haven't graduated 3rd grade
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@greenbuk75 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.But you still haven't graduated 3rd grade
Exactly. And look at everything I’ve accomplished with just a semester and a half of 1st grade.
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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
Hey everyone
Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.
I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.
If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.
It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.
Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.I was a huge fan of yours back when you were a bronze level player, but you just had to sell out and go prestige so now I've moved on. I'm off to find a winless newbie and build a cult following around him.
You sheeple can keep on following whatever mindless fad the masses tell you to.
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@hoboadam said in I’m kind of a big deal now:
What matters most is being 100 prestige on the forums.
Man, I am guessing that @raesONE and @eatyum would be 100 prestige. @Ikasnu, @samguenther1987, and @the_dragon1912 would be 50 Presitge. I would be 1 Prestige, maybe higher.
Those are the top posters. That would be kind of cool to have levels on here. What if they rewarded you for posting on here? lol
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im not worthy im not worthy
