I’m going to make a list of all the things I did to make it to World Series. Some may help you. Some may not. But the most important thing is that you know that I made it to World Series.

1. Somehow make it to the 800’s.
2. Before each game, practice hitting against Billy Wagner on Legend.
3. Stop practicing after 5 minutes because you can’t freaking hit Billy Wagner on Legend.
4. Be the home team.
5. Have Mantle, Ruth, Dibble, Hersheiser, and other very good players.
6. Strike out a lot. (Hitting not pitching).
7. Keep your hits for each game under 5 (Hitting not pitching)
8. Beg your pitchers to stop missing their spots.
   Also 8. Get all of your wins on walkoffs in the last inning after being outhit all game.
9. Make it to 886 three times and lose.
10. Miraculously get two consecutive disconnect wins to get to 898.
11. Give up a game tying homerun in the top of the 9th to Larry Freaking Walker in the 898 game.
12. Pause and literally cry for about a minute.
13. Win on a duck snort over first base in the 12th that scores Your 47 speed Stan Musial from second.

Anyway. If you do most of these things, I don’t see why you can’t be a World Series Champion Hero just like me.

Often times, when a server’s flux capacitor goes into retrograde, it will trigger an unhandled server expectation. Programmers should know this though, which is why it’s so frustrating. There are two simple fixes when this happens:
1: Reconstitute the narflap so that the jabberwock no longer garflumples.
2: Propitiate a haberdash every time the charcuterie board frittatas.
It’s not that hard.

0. He stands beside the umpire like in slow pitch softball.

I think it’s just a Baby Ruth.

@Ikasnu said in A Quick Note and Friendly Reminder:

@vagimon said in A Quick Note and Friendly Reminder:

@Ikasnu said in A Quick Note and Friendly Reminder:

@DrewshBag420 said in A Quick Note and Friendly Reminder:

@GrandpaShaft said in A Quick Note and Friendly Reminder:

They will fix nothing

Run along troll

To be fair, since 17 the final patch usually comes in late may-early June. I could see some very minor things being tweaked, which will make a very little footprint on how the gameplay actually plays. Next patch is going to seal 20 for the rest of its cycle.

That’s a little disconcerting. The pessimist in me fears the next patch will deal more with too much xp being rewarded in some game mode rather than anything to do with hitting or pitching.

That's about what I expect to. We will get a line that says "improved pitcher acuraccy" and notice no change to boot. Beyond that, I don't think we see anything.

Maybe we’ll get more terms to label why our contact is bad: rolled over, out in front, cracked bat, closed eyes, limp wrists, dropped shoulder. The possibilities for this patch are endless.

I’ll accept a 98 for speed if every time he steals a bag, he lifts it over his head and refuses to give it back.

@raesONE said in I am World Series. You can too.:

@vagimon said in I am World Series. You can too.:

@will_cusk3 said in I am World Series. You can too.:

biggest flex of the year

You are not wrong, my friend. As I mentioned at the beginning, the most important thing I wanted people to take away from this was that I made it to World Series- a feat that I am in complete disbelief that it actually happened. It was honestly, just a string of very good luck. All the bad things that usually happen to people playing ranked, happened to my opponents. Having said that, I’m still just tickled pink that I made it.

Congrats on making it and kudos for your honesty. Don't mind a flex when you admit it was one.

Thanks, man. It’s nice to be able share your success with people who actually know what you’re talking about. I tried to tell my coworkers but I think they just judged me for still playing video games at my age.

My hope is that this strategy starts to backfire. This is the only game I really want to play, but I absolutely hate it. It makes me miserable. I would consider myself an average to below average player. I would be much more likely to spend money on a game that gave me consistent and repeatable feedback on my input, rather than most of my outcomes just chalked up to chance. I feel as if there’s no point to having better cards. I would like Mantle, and I would be tempted to spend a little of my actual money to acquire him if I thought that for one second, he would make that much of an impact on the game. This game feels so off right now, and hopefully enough of the marginal players will start giving up on it like I am tempted to do. Then maybe they will reconsider the type of game they want to put out.

@halfbutt said in 109 mph exit velocity:

How does a well hit ball with 109 mph exit velocity become a routine fly ball? Anyone have an explanation for this? Launch angle was good. So the ball just hit a huge amount of resistance? The air was really humid that day? Windy?

At this point, nothing surprises me. If the giant gorilla from the Ready Player One movie started randomly showing up in the outfield to swat would be homeruns out of the sky, I probably wouldn’t bat an eye. There’s plenty of lag today for anybody who’s interested. Get it while it’s hot.

For The Show 20, I’ve bought a monitor, a tournament stick, gaming glasses, and I bought the rubber replacement joystick from an Atari 2600 that I have attached to the top of a kontrol freak. All this has made me maybe a fraction better. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw a sinker down the middle that I aimed up and in and lose on a walk off three run jack.

@penguinztoocold_psn said in Never mind:

What was the original post?

Verbatim:
https://youtu.be/Ec7rCsNFn30

@schwizzle_nizzle said in Never mind:

@vagimon_psn said in Never mind:

@schwizzle_nizzle said in Never mind:

@vagimon_psn said in Never mind:

Nothing to see here.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Harsh but fair. I’ll counter with this:
https://youtu.be/e-NQSAL-c0c

I got nothing, so here
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

I have less. But I found this:
https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI

@raylewissb47_psn said in Never mind:

I’m late to the party and missed it. That’s a shame.

No, you’re caught up. Everything you see is everything everybody else has seen.

@schwizzle_nizzle said in Never mind:

@vagimon_psn said in Never mind:

Nothing to see here.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Harsh but fair. I’ll counter with this:
https://youtu.be/e-NQSAL-c0c

Nothing to see here.

Would widening the timing windows help with this stuff at all? If you had a few milliseconds more of a grace period in the timing window, your pci might not shoot below that low change up in the zone quite as much.

They announcers keep talking about Rosario’s elite speed. Is he fast or not?

What about songs from baseball movie soundtracks? Wild thing from Major League would be pretty cool. Or that put me in coach song from bull durham.

I enjoy unlocking cards. I enjoy the new uniforms. I enjoy the first three innings of a ranked seasons game trying to figure out pitching tendencies and such. I don’t enjoy still not being able to hit even when I figure out those tendencies. I do not enjoy the fact that a large number of my games go into extra innings because either I or my opponent will tie it in the ninth and then immediately lose the ability to hit the ball forward into the field of play Until the 12 or 13th when one of us will lose on a weak grounder up the middle.

I just checked my opponent’s bullpen in an event game to see what all the fuss was about. It was empty.