I’m kind of a big deal now

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Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

You are my hero

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It was a privilege to read your post O Mighty One.

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Who did you take at Prestige 1?

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@Dr-K1NG-Schultz said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Who did you take at Prestige 1?

I didn’t get anything new at 1. I think the first choice pack comes at Prestige 5.

When I reach those hallowed and unprecedented heights of greatness, I shall add Minnothy Minoso. I think it will be good PR for the white Sox because I know the national press will be all over my first choice.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Dr-K1NG-Schultz said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Who did you take at Prestige 1?

I didn’t get anything new at 1. I think the first choice pack comes at Prestige 5.

When I reach those hallowed and unprecedented heights of greatness, I shall add Minnothy Minoso. I think it will be good PR for the white Sox because I know the national press will be all over my first choice.

I'm surprised you didn't have him already as a Sox fan. When do you get that pack with all of the special Prestige level guys? (Thames, JamRam, Etc...)

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@Dr-K1NG-Schultz said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Dr-K1NG-Schultz said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Who did you take at Prestige 1?

I didn’t get anything new at 1. I think the first choice pack comes at Prestige 5.

When I reach those hallowed and unprecedented heights of greatness, I shall add Minnothy Minoso. I think it will be good PR for the white Sox because I know the national press will be all over my first choice.

I'm surprised you didn't have him already as a Sox fan. When do you get that pack with all of the special Prestige level guys? (Thames, JamRam, Etc...)

The regular Minnie was my first choice back at silver 1. But once you reach prestige level, you get the same 5 guys (Minnie, Sandberg, Reggie, buster, Larkin) in Prestige form.

I’m not 100% sure about the other hidden rewards but I think it’s something like 25, 65, 100. Thames looks awesome, but that’s kinda far away still. I currently have 12 PS cards, so if i haven’t finished the PS trout voucher before I reach P25 then I might go with springer.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....

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@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....

Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.

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What matters most is being 100 prestige on the forums. Nice to see your MLB career catching up to the rest of you.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....

Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.

Well then... Congratulations sir !! Well deserved. Boy is my face red... I'm so embarrassed. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go play the Rockies at home on Rookie and hit some 500 footers like my boy Josh

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@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....

Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.

Well then... Congratulations sir !! Well deserved. Boy is my face red... I'm so embarrassed. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go play the Rockies at home on Rookie and hit some 500 footers like my boy Josh

Noice. Noice.

Remember — use your 3rd starter and you’ll face the Rockies LHP and the first reliever out of the pen will also be a lefty.

Go crush the CPU brosephus.

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$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@KOTANK1334 said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Just another online casual reaching prestige level 1....

Pshaw. Brah, I’m a total offline elite. I’m perhaps the world’s most accomplished Conquesteer.

hahahaha Sir Conquistador Conquesteer

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@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.

Famous North Korean dictator also doesn't expell from his bowels. Very elite company you hold.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

Hey everyone

Just wanted to say that I don’t know how much I can post here anymore. As of this morning, I have officially reached Prestige Level, and I assume my life is about to change in a big way. I’ve hired a personal assistant and an agent to help schedule my public appearances and autograph signings, and I seriously doubt that interacting with commoners like all of you will be possible from this day forward.

I know you’ll all be tempted to worship me or treat me as some sort of folk hero or deity or perhaps even the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Totally understandable. But that’s the last thing I want. I’m a regular guy — just like all of you. Except now I’m much better than all of you. But I won’t let it go to my head. I’m way too good for that.

If you want to offer a tribute, please send pictures of available women who are both attracted to and capable of handling my level of celebrity. I prefer Latinas and redheads, but I’m open-minded enough to consider any 9.5+.

It’s been good to know you, but I am certain it’s been even better to know me.

Sincerely,
His Most Reverend Excellency Dr. Schnauzer Q. Face III, Esq.

Congratulations! As a Juilliard trainer Dermatologist myself, I can tell you there is no greater accomplishment a man can achieve than the Diamond Dynasty Prestige level. We are amongst the societal elite, my friend. Those Skull and Crossbone sissies have nothing on us. And just think at something like 400,000 per prestige level, you’ll be at prestige level 5 in quadruple the time. But it’s all the Ortolan bunting you can eat, so, you know, that’s pretty cool.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.

Oh man....you are really going to bloat after all the celebratory Hot Pockets you ate to mark this occasion.

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@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.

hahaahh this is a superior level - your own defecation is used to its utmost potential

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@hoboadam said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@SchnauzerFace said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

@Ikasnu said in I’m kind of a big deal now:

$30 says OP was on the sh*tter when he made this post.

Someone at my level no longer needs to evacuate his bowels. Nothing about me is waste or wasted.

Famous North Korean dictator also doesn't expell from his bowels. Very elite company you hold.

He also hit 18 hole in ones. Guy is a golf legend, but retired after playing that 1 game of golf. Said he will never be able to do better.