...I'm the best at giving up the most homeruns from forced pitches over the middle of the plate.
...I'm the best at giving up the most garbage hits (bleeders, bloopers, and dribblers) in a game, every game. Opponent rewarded for poor timing/contact.
I swear if there was such a ridiculous statistic for the above-mentioned, I would be at the top of the leaderboard every single season.