And by 'child' mean someone with the mentality of a child.
- Their team name is a play on a sexual act/term that they think theyre being 'cute'.
- The audio for their team name is 'Uranus'.
- Their cap name is also a sexual innuendo and the audio for is either 'Big Daddy', '69', or a combo of both.
- They'll have a lefty strong lineup and send you a FQ when they see your starting Sig Series Newhouser; even though their starter is also a lefty.
- After you refuse said Friendly Quit; they proceed to bunt dance EVERY AB, take multiple steps off base, hold R2 EVERY AB for the duration they can, if they get a runner on, and when they're pitching; they take forever to throw the ball by stepping off as much as they can.
6.After you combat this for 3 innings; you decide to send them an FQ; which they decline.
- Then once you get 3 runners on base, after they throw 12 consecutive pitches in the dirt, and they hang a pitch to your 4th batter; which is CRUSHED for what would be a Grand Slam, they Rage Quit mid flight.