My Astros Cheating Poem

[BaseballWithBat5]

My Astros Cheating Poem
In the 2020 baseball season
Opposing fan fanbases may boo
Jeer and debate for an entire 162
The Astros probably didn't hit many nubbers
They may or may not have used buzzers
Players in both leagues are mad at each other
Trips to the video room after an at bat may never be the same
Who knows what other players were doing to pad the stats behind their name?
Can't we all just hit a foul ball?

[Ikasnu_PSN]

The Astros cheated
Most players have lost respect
Great Fish has spoken

[LankyRyan_PSN]

@Ikasnu said in My Astros Cheating Poem:

The Astros cheated
Most players have lost respect
Great Fish has spoken

Garth, that was (almost) a haiku

[SchnauzerFace_PSN]

Roses are red
Violets are tan
Every single cheater
Should have gotten a lifetime ban

[ChArTeRBuS_PSN]

The Stros stole the pitch
Altuve hit a bomb
Don’t rip his shirt
He has guess pitch turned on

[gatormike4id]

@LankyRyan said in My Astros Cheating Poem:

@Ikasnu said in My Astros Cheating Poem:

The Astros cheated
Most players have lost respect
Great Fish has spoken

Garth, that was (almost) a haiku

I know right? He's so cool.

[JustASeal0]

The trash can went bang
Pitcher starts their windup
Good Squared up homer
Sliders were turned up

[MrGamebred]

Altuve, Correa, Bregman, Springer
Trash cans, outfield cams are the recipe for dingers
The Astros decided to cheat this season
Just a slap on the wrist for committing treason
"We didn't think this impacted the game"
Forever the astros will live in shame