@arvcpa said in Am I still considered NMS?:
I'm sitting here at Abercrombie while my wife waits in an insanely long line to return a few pairs of jeans. It's actually my fault, as when she asked me "what do you think of these?", I replied "Ugh... They look like "Mom" jeans".
I mean... They did. They were hideous.
I digress...
I'm sitting here burning up a bunch of data while I'm flipping cards. So, I'll make about 20k in stubs, but I'll spend $10 in data fees. Am I still NMS?
Also... Should I tell my wife that we're way too old to be shopping at Abercrombie? I mean... WAY too old.
Maybe I'll just keep my trap shut.
First off, Mint Mobile. $15 a month
You did right by telling her, because her friends would give her sideways glances for her "mom jeans." Then you'd have to spend hours listening to her complain how Jennifer is jealous of her because "Jennifer looks like a pear on steroids." Then you'd also have to see your wife in those "mom jeans," just thinking, "I really should have told her the truth," when a different pair of jean might how gotten your juices flowing when she bent over to pick up the dog toy off the ground. But no. The "mom jeans" really do nothing to accentuate part of the reason you got the hots for her in the first place. Instead of getting some, you're playing baseball instead of thinking about baseball while otherwise occupied.
But I digress. $10 for data, plus a couple hours returning and shopping for new jeans is worth it in the end.