99 Randy Johnson SUCKS

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After a lot of money has left my bank account because I've been saving up working my job for the last few months, I finally have 99 Randy Johnson. I called in sick to work so I could grind DD today and my first game of ranked I used Randy and he sucked. He couldn't locate a pitch for his life and now he has an ERA of 27.00 after one game. Can SDS fix his card.

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YOU couldn’t locate a pitch. Randy is just responding to user input.

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Sounds like something called user error.

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@get_worked249_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

YOU couldn’t locate a pitch. Randy is just responding to user input.

Exactly, Randy could hit a pigeon mid-flight; what is his excuse?

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This has to be a troll post

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Not a troll, card is just not a 99 overall. Feels like Lou Trouvino is as good at locating

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Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

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@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

Kids are still high on sugar from Sunday

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@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

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@jbiss23_xbl said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Not a troll, card is just not a 99 overall. Feels like Lou Trouvino is as good at locating

I thought he was a golfer. Isn't he dead, too?

But yeah he could locate his chip shots back in the day

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@tmichae10_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

Is it sad that I googled after posting and am now in a Gremlins rabbit 🕳? Work is fun..

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@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@tmichae10_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

Is it sad that I googled after posting and am now in a Gremlins rabbit 🕳? Work is fun..

No, what is sad is yesterday I was out in my yard, wearing a t-shirt, setting up my patio and stuff for the summer. This morning I had to rummage for my boots because 6 inches of snow...

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So many mistakes were made. Spending saved up money on this pile of garbage being #1. Calling in sick to then play this pile of garbage and potentially put yourself at risk of losing your job if that somehow comes out being #2. Asking SDS to fix basically anything would be #3. Then to post about it here would wrap up #4.

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You all don't have irony detectors, Jesus.

Great troll post. So many on here just jumping to respond, "That's a YOU problem" that the irony just glides right by them.

Sigh.

Great post. Keep up the good work.

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@jbiss23_xbl said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

After a lot of money has left my bank account because I've been saving up working my job for the last few months, I finally have 99 Randy Johnson. I called in sick to work so I could grind DD today and my first game of ranked I used Randy and he sucked. He couldn't locate a pitch for his life and now he has an ERA of 27.00 after one game. Can SDS fix his card.

Uhh...I think it's you..he is by FAR the BEST pitcher in the game right now

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@yankblan_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@tmichae10_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

Is it sad that I googled after posting and am now in a Gremlins rabbit 🕳? Work is fun..

No, what is sad is yesterday I was out in my yard, wearing a t-shirt, setting up my patio and stuff for the summer. This morning I had to rummage for my boots because 6 inches of snow...

Why would you set up your patio when a snow storm is coming?

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@stinkysman77_mlbts said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@yankblan_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@tmichae10_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

Is it sad that I googled after posting and am now in a Gremlins rabbit 🕳? Work is fun..

No, what is sad is yesterday I was out in my yard, wearing a t-shirt, setting up my patio and stuff for the summer. This morning I had to rummage for my boots because 6 inches of snow...

Why would you set up your patio when a snow storm is coming?

A snow storm is always coming in Canada.

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@jbiss23_xbl said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

After a lot of money has left my bank account because I've been saving up working my job for the last few months, I finally have 99 Randy Johnson. I called in sick to work so I could grind DD today and my first game of ranked I used Randy and he sucked. He couldn't locate a pitch for his life and now he has an ERA of 27.00 after one game. Can SDS fix his card.

Never use 99s on Tuesdays, there's your problem.

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@abbyspapa_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@stinkysman77_mlbts said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@yankblan_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@tmichae10_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

@ericulous1_psn said in 99 Randy Johnson SUCKS:

Why are the trolls out today, did someone feed them after midnight? Or is that gremlins?

It was feeding of the mogwai (cute fuzzy furby mfer, gizmo) after midnight that resulted in the creation of gremlins.

Is it sad that I googled after posting and am now in a Gremlins rabbit 🕳? Work is fun..

No, what is sad is yesterday I was out in my yard, wearing a t-shirt, setting up my patio and stuff for the summer. This morning I had to rummage for my boots because 6 inches of snow...

Why would you set up your patio when a snow storm is coming?

A snow storm is always coming in Canada.

Lol fair enough....but is he in Canada?

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Dude I’m as critical as they come about this game but even the 88 ovr version of RJ is close to impossible to hit. I can’t imagine how good his 99 ovr, especially since they changed his delivery.