They call this a simulation baseball game?

SDS

So any fan that regularly watches a baseball game will notice these things completely absent from the game.

We will start with players and things in their mouths... (grow up!)

where is the giant chaw of tobacco. I was watching the Yankees and Sox a few days ago and Ralphy Devers whole cheek looked like he had a giant jaw breaker in it.

Big league chew buckets... we know a lot of guys chew gum in the dugout and in the field. If you ever get a camera view inside the dug out you’ll most likely see I giant bucket of gum laying around

Sun flower seeds? Where they at. Ever dug out floor is like walking into a Texas road house. Shells everywhere. Not in mlb the show.

On to miscellaneous body stuff...

Before ever pitch most players adjust themselves. It’s clear as day, yet not in this game. I mean they grab their balls.

Snot rockets. I love seeing Ah giant loogie getting hocked. Either through the nose or put the mouth. Just wonderful table manors.

After every walk or hit I want to see player animations of the player taking off the 20 pounds of safety equipment they have on.

I could keep going on and on but I know how some of you are with long reading. Add some more if you got them. Let’s get these into the game.

SDS

All I know is there are way too many birds flying around.

If you play at Baltimore at night there are 3 shadows of birds that cross the batters eye before each pitch.

SDS

@ccarr77_psn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

All I know is there are way too many birds flying around.

If you play at Baltimore at night there are 3 shadows of birds that cross the batters eye before each pitch.

They could add a mini-side game between innings that allows skeet shooting of the birds, thus allowing players to eliminate this stupid programming.

SDS

"where is the giant chaw of tobacco."

Did you notice the rated E for everyone? Can't be rated E with tobacco references.

Though I'm 80% sure you are just being sarcastic.

SDS

If SDS really want's to make it realistic how about the occasional check for foreign substances on pitchers (IE gloves), or arguments of balls and strikes or outs lol I remember other baseball games were you could charge the mound. It's allowed in hockey why not here

Btw I really hope this thread is being sarcastic.

SDS

How about a broken bat that is corked and the player gets ejected, haha.

SDS

@pdoss3_psn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

How about a broken bat that is corked and the player gets ejected, haha.

Or players going right through the wall to make a catch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-VMiaIUD8I

SDS

I played a nine inning game the other day, and it didn't take anywhere close to 3 hours! Also, the pitch speeds are way off. Even on legend difficulty, the ball is coming in WAY slower than an actual major league fastball. I demand to see nothing but a blur as it crosses the plate so fast that only a tiny percentage of people would have the coordination to react in time.

How can they call this a simulation? lol

SDS

This is like asking you to detail a wrecked car fix the core game first lol

SDS

And as long as we have birds simulated in how about some cats/squirrels/bees or you know some midges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVOG34uht_Y

SDS

@ccarr77_psn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

All I know is there are way too many birds flying around.

If you play at Baltimore at night there are 3 shadows of birds that cross the batters eye before each pitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sIiajEEETw

Randy Johnson likes this post.

SDS

@whitejw98_psn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

I played a nine inning game the other day, and it didn't take anywhere close to 3 hours! Also, the pitch speeds are way off. Even on legend difficulty, the ball is coming in WAY slower than an actual major league fastball. I demand to see nothing but a blur as it crosses the plate so fast that only a tiny percentage of people would have the coordination to react in time.

How can they call this a simulation? lol

I guess you don't get the connections I do...

SDS

@eatyum_psn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

"where is the giant chaw of tobacco."

Did you notice the rated E for everyone? Can't be rated E with tobacco references.

Though I'm 80% sure you are just being sarcastic.

It’s in the real mlb. Don’t have to promote the tobacco usage. Just show a giant blob in the cheeks of the players. I’m pretty sure mlb games are E for everyone. So I’m just asking for further realism based on things that are actually apart of real baseball.

And yes this is pure satire. If you’ve seen a majority of what I post it’s light hearted humor.

For reference these are a few of the post I’ve made

https://forums.theshow.com/topic/41427/cy-young-more-like-cy-b-u-m?_=1629492903976

https://forums.theshow.com/topic/40984/i-ll-sho-hey-my-ohtani-if-you-sho-hey-yours?_=1629493060910

SDS

They need to make a Randy Johnson moment. Hit the bird with a 100mph fastball.

SDS

@slipknot-008_xbl said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

They need to make a Randy Johnson moment. Hit the bird with a 100mph fastball.

That would be great!!!! Best moment ever

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@slipknot-008_xbl said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

They need to make a Randy Johnson moment. Hit the bird with a 100mph fastball.

Hey if it means we get a Randy Johnson card then I'm game. Always felt bad for that bird. Wrong place wrong time.

SDS

@samguenther1987 said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

@slipknot-008_xbl said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

They need to make a Randy Johnson moment. Hit the bird with a 100mph fastball.

Hey if it means we get a Randy Johnson card then I'm game. Always felt bad for that bird. Wrong place wrong time.

Bird: "Hey guys, watch me steal this guy's hotdog!"

Image

SDS

Didn't using chew get banned in baseball? For some reason I thought it did.

SDS

@samguenther1987 said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

And as long as we have birds simulated in how about some cats/squirrels/bees or you know some midges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVOG34uht_Y

Still waiting on the coors cat(and now the bronx cat) to be added.

SDS

@quinnymcquinn said in They call this a simulation baseball game?:

I mean they grab their balls.

Best part of this post.