If I believed in Jebus, I would be building churches in his honor.
CONTACT SWING ADJUSTMENT!
No more insane 500 ft. home runs off of neck high sliders in on the hands.
We can pitch again!
Get ready for the deluge of tears from the abusers.
Now if they can just hone the laws of physics and make it more difficult to pull pitches 3 ft. off the plate away for 400 ft. home runs, the Universe would be balanced.
Baby steps... Good start.