Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail
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@allmustfall16 said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
I’ve been looking for a shortstop all year. Love Banks, but I don’t like his price.
Is Yount actually good?
I unlocked him and had him in an event lineup just to get stats a few events back. I was out of prestige guys so I threw him in w Jimmie Rollins to work on Jimmie mainly. Idk wtf is up w yount but he destroys baseballs, like tons of bombs I was actually baffled. I still don’t use him as I love Rollins and didi in the middle infield. But yes he is actually good. Plus he looks like a serial killer hahah
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Robin Yount could've doubled for Tom Selleck back on Magnum P.I. He is low key sexy y'all.
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@SchnauzerFace said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
He’s still ugly as sin. But his attributes will always be beautiful to me.
If Trout is the ugly girl who won't let you down, who's the equivalent hot chick that will break your heart? If this was for pitchers, Matt Harvey...
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@arvcpa said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
@SchnauzerFace said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
He’s still ugly as sin. But his attributes will always be beautiful to me.
If Trout is the ugly girl who won't let you down, who's the equivalent hot chick that will break your heart? If this was for pitchers, Matt Harvey...
Hornsby
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@MaxHarvest said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
@allmustfall16 said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
I’ve been looking for a shortstop all year. Love Banks, but I don’t like his price.
Is Yount actually good?
I unlocked him and had him in an event lineup just to get stats a few events back. I was out of prestige guys so I threw him in w Jimmie Rollins to work on Jimmie mainly. Idk wtf is up w yount but he destroys baseballs, like tons of bombs I was actually baffled. I still don’t use him as I love Rollins and didi in the middle infield. But yes he is actually good. Plus he looks like a serial killer hahah
Sold. I’m buying this ugly ****er
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@allmustfall16 said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
@MaxHarvest said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
@allmustfall16 said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
I’ve been looking for a shortstop all year. Love Banks, but I don’t like his price.
Is Yount actually good?
I unlocked him and had him in an event lineup just to get stats a few events back. I was out of prestige guys so I threw him in w Jimmie Rollins to work on Jimmie mainly. Idk wtf is up w yount but he destroys baseballs, like tons of bombs I was actually baffled. I still don’t use him as I love Rollins and didi in the middle infield. But yes he is actually good. Plus he looks like a serial killer hahah
Sold. I’m buying this ugly ****er
Hahaha - I’ll sell you mine for a cool millie
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So Yount let his hair down, put on some makeup and took his glasses off?
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@bhall09 said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
So Yount let his hair down, put on some makeup and took his glasses off?
Precisely. Oh, and he used to wear paint-covered overalls as a way to quickly signal to the audience that he was an artist and also that he didn’t care about expensive status symbol fashion. But on the night of the All-Star game, he put on some Stance socks and a diamond compression sleeve and suddenly the world turned to slow motion as he took the field to a soundtrack featuring Greta van Fleet.
Also, Mantle made a bet with all his Prestige buddies that he could turn Yount into the Prom MVP. Yount found out that mantle never really cared about him. He was heartbroken and we slow danced in the hallway. Then the camera pulled back, Ramone gave the audience a knowing smile, and then directly addressed the audience and said that we all had been dead all along. You see, a fire tore through our school back in 1924 and we’ve been wandering the earth as lost souls. Until this fateful night, when Yount hit a walk off tank vs Cy Young and the curse was lifted. However, while we were all free to finally cross to the other side and be at peace, Yount decided to stay on earth. This was where he belonged. This was his destiny.
And I joined him. For all eternity.
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@SchnauzerFace said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
He was right here... all along....
and I never truly saw him. Until tonight.Good Lord... he is magnificent. I put him in my lineup for the first time in the Ruth Moments.
I think he looks pretty in pink.
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what a thread
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@SchnauzerFace said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
@Moldythugnasty said in Robin Yount is the ugly girl with glasses and a ponytail:
Go on....
All my life I feel like I’ve been chasin tail that never really left me satisfied. I’d wake up every morning with a different shortstop on my squad. I mean I guess I just felt like there was never a need to get serious with anyone because I always fantasized that one day, I would end up with a smokin hot 5-tool Honus in a miniskirt and with legs that don’t quit. And robin, I mean, yeah. Robin’s great. He’s always there in the clutch when I need him. But it wasn’t until he rocked 2 HRs off cy young that I finally saw him for the hot piece that he really is. He was always my guy off the bench. I guess I still thought of him as little Joey Potter from down the creek. But now he’s like Katie Holmes, but before she got Cruised.
He’s still ugly as sin. But his attributes will always be beautiful to me.
He’s been tempting as a Brewers fan, and you got me until dropping Katie Holmes as a comp. Yeeeeesh tastes are very personal I guess.
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jimmy rollins is way better!
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