One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review

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"You really need a second fastball to be effective in this game"

... 122 K/9 and filthy splitter be damned 😕

Wood definitely better just cuz K/9 eliminates check swings, but both underwhelmed. Combined 5 runs in 17 innings but constantly felt like a grind, and one of my opponents wasn't good at all but still squared up Smoltz.

Edit: Maybe others think I'm wrong, but I'm putting Sixto or Greinke back in rotation over Smoltz I think becasue sinkers = king

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That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

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That's a beautuful haiku.

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@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

lol. just the first one.

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@Garet_Jax82 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

lol. just the first one.

That’s deceptive. It’d be like if I said “$5 for this hamburger” and then after you started eating I told you it was $5 for the first bite and $2000 for the rest.

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@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@Garet_Jax82 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

lol. just the first one.

That’s deceptive. It’d be like if I said “$5 for this hamburger” and then after you started eating I told you it was $5 for the first bite and $2000 for the rest.

Say, since I'm furloughed at work that is not a bad business idea ...

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I'm a fairly average hitter in this game and Smoltz completely embarrassed me last night. AND I was a couple seltzers deep in that perfect focused/buzzed mentality. He's the real deal

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@jonblaze2424 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

I'm a fairly average hitter in this game and Smoltz completely embarrassed me last night. AND I was a couple seltzers deep in that perfect focused/buzzed mentality. He's the real deal

That perfect focused/buzzed mentality is a wonderful place to be. It doesn't last long, either you aren't there yet or you've long passed it, but when you're sitting right there it can be very helpful in this game.

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Finally a decent starter with a slurve not named Mize going for way to much, Kerry Wood already stole a game for me I had no business winning.

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@jonblaze2424 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

I'm a fairly average hitter in this game and Smoltz completely embarrassed me last night. AND I was a couple seltzers deep in that perfect focused/buzzed mentality. He's the real deal

That’s how I am playing pool. Trash sober, trash drunk. Can maybe win a game if I’m just slightly buzzed but that won’t last long.

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@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@Garet_Jax82 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

lol. just the first one.

That’s deceptive. It’d be like if I said “$5 for this hamburger” and then after you started eating I told you it was $5 for the first bite and $2000 for the rest.

More like if OP had said “It'll be $5 for this hamburger” and then showed up with an optional large fry that you felt compelled to eat every single one since it was free and then you go "why did I eat so much I'm trying to lose weight"?!

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@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@Garet_Jax82 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

@SchnauzerFace said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

That’s way more than one line.

If you ever try to trick me into reading that much ever again, we’re going to have a problem friendo.

lol. just the first one.

That’s deceptive. It’d be like if I said “$5 for this hamburger” and then after you started eating I told you it was $5 for the first bite and $2000 for the rest.

That would make you a car salesman. I am trying to buy a new car and what liars they all are!

Sorry, please continue.

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@Gannon_10 said in One line Kerry Wood and John Smoltz review:

Finally a decent starter with a slurve not named Mize going for way to much, Kerry Wood already stole a game for me I had no business winning.

Wood rocks. Even his 85 relief pitcher card is good.