It's a scientific fact

that the amount of hot pink in your team colors directly correlates to how cheesy and toxic of a player you are. Also, coincidentally, to how small your micropenis is. Heard it straight from a scientist at the science store.

Don't forget neon green also

All the neon colours.

Don’t drag micropenises into this. Ask any nurse in a neonatal unit and they’ll tell you 0.75” is roughly average, so I don’t even know where you’re getting your facts.

@SchnauzerFace said in It's a scientific fact:

Don’t drag micropenises into this. Ask any nurse in a neonatal unit and they’ll tell you 0.75” is roughly average, so I don’t even know where you’re getting your facts.

THE SCIENCE STORE

Dont forget how the ghoulish looking foul named CAP factors in.

Now batting ‘Big Daddy [censored]’ =toxic