Before this thread gets locked and OP gets banned, I would like to share with everyone that my dog turned 4 years old yesterday *. Happy birthday, Eleanor!
Also, for a bit of a confessional: I am kinda into this really cute woman at work. Super smart, and the perfect mix of nerd and cool. (I will be a gentleman and not describe anything else that I like about her). Just throwing that into the ether before this thread is lost and gone forever.
Oh yeah! Through a long winding series of events that I won’t bore you with… I now am the proud roommate of a lizard. He goes by the name Dr Curt Connors, and he’s easily one of the top 5 lizards on the scene right now. He likes crickets and the occasional mealworm as a treat (which I have been calling his “lizzert”… like a lizard dessert… never mind). Dr. Connors likes to watch me play The Show, so that brings us back on topic.
(* Just for clarity’s sake, I don’t really know when Eleanor’s exact birthday is because I adopted her from a rescue. But the vet said she was about 10 months old, so I just added two months from the date I brought her home)