FOTF Jazz Chisholm
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Me: Hey Jazz. You feeling okay?
FOTF Jazz: Yeah. Why do you ask?
Me: When we were doing Conquest maps on Veteran, you were raking. I mean you hit over .450 and looked like a god.
FOTF Jazz: Everyone on the forums calls me a god.
<Heavenly light envelops Jazz for 3 seconds>
Me: Well, ever since we’ve started playing mini-seasons, your performance has dropped off. You are still playing well but not the same…
<Jazz gives death stare>
FOTF Jazz: You do realize that the pitchers and fielders in mini-seasons are much better than default Conquest teams right?
<Me contemplating the obvious in silence while Jazz continues to give me the stink eye>
Me: Uhhh...My bad Jazz. I am going to sit quietly over here and leave you alone.
FOTF Jazz: Sounds like a good idea.
<FOTF Chapman walks by, gives Jazz a high five and chuckles>
<Me yet again contemplating life choices>
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Can you please make this a thing all year? Thank you.
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@droletto_psn said in FOTF Jazz Chisholm:
Me: Hey Jazz. You feeling okay?
FOTF Jazz: Yeah. Why do you ask?
Me: When we were doing Conquest maps on Veteran, you were raking. I mean you hit over .450 and looked like a god.
FOTF Jazz: Everyone on the forums calls me a god.
<Heavenly light envelops Jazz for 3 seconds>
Me: Well, ever since we’ve started playing mini-seasons, your performance has dropped off. You are still playing well but not the same…
<Jazz gives death stare>
FOTF Jazz: You do realize that the pitchers and fielders in mini-seasons are much better than default Conquest teams right?
<Me contemplating the obvious in silence while Jazz continues to give me the stink eye>
Me: Uhhh...My bad Jazz. I am going to sit quietly over here and leave you alone.
FOTF Jazz: Sounds like a good idea.
<FOTF Chapman walks by, gives Jazz a high five and chuckles>
<Me yet again contemplating life choices>
Not that you need it, but I approve of what this guy ^ says. These are
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