Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!
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I just got done busted my hump in this July heat. I pitched my team to three wins and one tough loss during last weeks slow pitch soft ball beer league tourney. If I pitched at that pace for the entire summer I’d come close to eclipsing Cy’s career win total. The guy is over rated. The very next day I was ready to take the hill. I would’ve too, but there were no games.
Two years ago I won a $50 Applebee’s gift card for being the best pitcher in my league. Also I put in $5 for the meat raffle. I’d like to think the gift card win is synonymous with the success I generated for being an outstanding pitcher. Not my first time winning , I may add. Cy Young wasn’t even good enough to win a Cy Young.
In just about six season I’ve helped my team win numerous championships and tournaments. Cy Young has what? One measly World Series when baseball had two teams. No contest.
I’ve been clocked at 40mph on my flattest lobs(estimated and adjusted for air density). Back in the late 1800’s/ early 1900’s they couldn’t even track pitch speed cause he pitched so slow.
My career wins above replacement is about a keg to a keg and a half of beer. Cy Young highly exaggerated his to like 160. Mathematically that is impossible. There weren’t even that many players, unless they were counting the crowd .
He may have the advantage in counting stats as of right now, but let me pitch 50 years like he did. Then let’s compare counting numbers
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Old Hoss is that you?
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@wynsanity318_psn said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
Old Hoss is that you?
Don’t know who that is.
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@quinnymcquinn said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
I just got done busted my hump in this July heat. I pitched my team to three wins and one tough loss during last weeks slow pitch soft ball beer league tourney. If I pitched at that pace for the entire summer I’d come close to eclipsing Cy’s career win total. The guy is over rated. The very next day I was ready to take the hill. I would’ve too, but there were no games.
Two years ago I won a $50 Applebee’s gift card for being the best pitcher in my league. Also I put in $5 for the meat raffle. I’d like to think the gift card win is synonymous with the success I generated for being an outstanding pitcher. Not my first time winning , I may add. Cy Young wasn’t even good enough to win a Cy Young.
In just about six season I’ve helped my team win numerous championships and tournaments. Cy Young has what? One measly World Series when baseball had two teams. No contest.
I’ve been clocked at 40mph on my flattest lobs(estimated and adjusted for air density). Back in the late 1800’s/ early 1900’s they couldn’t even track pitch speed cause he pitched so slow.
My career wins above replacement is about a keg to a keg and a half of beer. Cy Young highly exaggerated his to like 160. Mathematically that is impossible. There weren’t even that many players, unless they were counting the crowd .
He may have the advantage in counting stats as of right now, but let me pitch 50 years like he did. Then let’s compare counting numbers
Perfect
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I’m pretty sure there is no way you are sober? But, I am impressed with your grammar and punctuation.
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This is a baseball equivalent to 3yearletterman on Twitter, but substituting Applebees for Beef O'Bradys.
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@poksey_mlbts said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
This is a baseball equivalent to 3yearletterman on Twitter, but substituting Applebees for Beef O'Bradys.
I’ll have to check that out, thanks.
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@wolftex77_psn said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
@quinnymcquinn said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
I just got done busted my hump in this July heat. I pitched my team to three wins and one tough loss during last weeks slow pitch soft ball beer league tourney. If I pitched at that pace for the entire summer I’d come close to eclipsing Cy’s career win total. The guy is over rated. The very next day I was ready to take the hill. I would’ve too, but there were no games.
Two years ago I won a $50 Applebee’s gift card for being the best pitcher in my league. Also I put in $5 for the meat raffle. I’d like to think the gift card win is synonymous with the success I generated for being an outstanding pitcher. Not my first time winning , I may add. Cy Young wasn’t even good enough to win a Cy Young.
In just about six season I’ve helped my team win numerous championships and tournaments. Cy Young has what? One measly World Series when baseball had two teams. No contest.
I’ve been clocked at 40mph on my flattest lobs(estimated and adjusted for air density). Back in the late 1800’s/ early 1900’s they couldn’t even track pitch speed cause he pitched so slow.
My career wins above replacement is about a keg to a keg and a half of beer. Cy Young highly exaggerated his to like 160. Mathematically that is impossible. There weren’t even that many players, unless they were counting the crowd .
He may have the advantage in counting stats as of right now, but let me pitch 50 years like he did. Then let’s compare counting numbers
Perfect
Unfortunately I’ve yet to throw a perfect game on the diamond. I’m hitting the prime of my career so I’ll keep you updated when it happens.
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@cpm032987_psn said in Cy young... more like Cy B.U.M!:
I’m pretty sure there is no way you are sober? But, I am impressed with your grammar and punctuation.
Sobriety? What’s that? Jk
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