What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?
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@arvcpa said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
@raesONE said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
Dying is an expensive event.
Wait... there's an event I haven't explored this year? Maybe I'll be good at that one.
Wear a superman jumper. Jump out of plane, blow brains out mid jump.
Someone on the ground is going to have quite the story.
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@Ikasnu said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
blow brains out mid jump.
That would require "Perfect/Perfect" timing, and I'm not up to it. I'd make weak contact and just shoot my ear off.
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@arvcpa said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
@Ikasnu said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
blow brains out mid jump.
That would require "Perfect/Perfect" timing, and I'm not up to it. I'd make weak contact and just shoot my ear off.
The ground might finish the job haha
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This thread just got progressively darker as it went along didn't it.
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@bostondirtdog21 said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
@arvcpa said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
I asked him for a 900 RS rating and a 12-0 BR run. But it won't happen, because Santa isn't real
Wait, Santa’s not real?
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I asked Santa to make me not catch covid from my fiancé aka my Christmas is cancelled.
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@ArmyND said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
A divorce
Wow this got real dark real quick.
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I got my wife a doggie cam so she can neglect her duties at work and instead watch a live feed of our pup farting and barking at strangers on the street. She got me a cool t-shirt from a local screen printer and a nice bottle of Irish Whiskey.
Great successes all around.
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@phillydave35 said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
@COOP_STOMP416 said in What did I ask Santa for? Might you know? What did you ask Santa for everyone?:
Guess what I asked Santa for Xmas?!?.... Anyone? Well, I asked him for my 99 Willie Mays order to go through! Got 99 Chipper on Thanksgiving, have every other card I want EXCEPT Mays. I hope he delivers! Oh, I guess I did ask for a PS5 too but we all know he couldnt get his hands on any b/c of the GD SCALPERS and BOTS! Hope they sell them in stores now that there is a vaccine! That would make me very happy. Plus for everyone thats getting this 600 dollar stimulus check soon, Well PS5 is 499 plus tax, plus a game and there you have a PERFECTLY FREE GOVERNMENT ISSUED PS5! THANKS AMERICA! BOOM BOOM POW!
You know the stimulus bill hasn't been signed, right?
Yes, I know this. Its coming somewhat (and Im being gracious saying soon) soon.
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I GOT WILLIE MAYS LAST NIGHT! DOOOD, MY WISHES CAME TRUE. What are the odds of that happening. Plus I had Xmas with my family last night and not today so it really did happen for me on the day I wanted. Thats bizarre. Now I just need to find a PS5!
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