Alec Bohm FS sucks?

Snatched him for 34k because I’m a Phillies fan... all I get is good okay fly outs with him. Admittedly I am not a very good hitter, but Bohm just seems to have no power despite his stats

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

I second this. The zebra has changed my life.

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

I hate to say this because you seem like a cool guy... but he told me to start with your house. Sorry.

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

I hate to say this because you seem like a cool guy... but he told me to start with your house. Sorry.

even though it'll leave me homeless, how can you argue with the great almighty zebra. Listen to the ZEEEBRA....

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

I hate to say this because you seem like a cool guy... but he told me to start with your house. Sorry.

even though it'll leave me homeless, how can you argue with the great almighty zebra. Listen to the ZEEEBRA....

He knows all ... trust in zeeeee-braaaaaaa

(We should absolutely get uniforms and call ourselves the Zebros.)

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

I hate to say this because you seem like a cool guy... but he told me to start with your house. Sorry.

even though it'll leave me homeless, how can you argue with the great almighty zebra. Listen to the ZEEEBRA....

He knows all ... trust in zeeeee-braaaaaaa

(We should absolutely get uniforms and call ourselves the Zebros.)

Ha...i like it! How soon til we see that Zebra logo on a DD team named the Zebros now that you said it.

Bohm crushes low pitches

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@DeadPhish1976 said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@hunchoputt said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

@SchnauzerFace said in Alec Bohm FS sucks?:

Why is that stupid zebra so mesmerizing???? I can’t stop looking at it.

lol no clue but this made me laugh

Now it’s telling me to burn things.

Haha....I'd say don't do it but that Zebra is mesmerizing. I think I'd do whatever it told me to do also.

I hate to say this because you seem like a cool guy... but he told me to start with your house. Sorry.

even though it'll leave me homeless, how can you argue with the great almighty zebra. Listen to the ZEEEBRA....

He knows all ... trust in zeeeee-braaaaaaa

(We should absolutely get uniforms and call ourselves the Zebros.)

I’ll have these jerseys tomorrow

Filthy hippies looking at an acid zebra ITT