Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.

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Now I can’t work on any 4th inning stuff for at least 3 days. Boo.

If I end up doing something like reading or being productive this weekend I’m going to be very upset.

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According to the all-knowing genius known as demise, this game plays better on mobile hotspot so you might as well give it a shot

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Get your lawyer on the phone!

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Sleep with his sister

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I like all of these options.

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@SchnauzerFace said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Sleep with his sister

This is the right answer.

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Neighbor is 75 years old.... [censored]

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@SchnauzerFace said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Sleep with his sister

you have weird sister fetish

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Instead of reading or being productive, you should spend the weekend concocting the most elaborate revenge plot the world has ever seen.

Some suggestions to get you thinking:

  • Write a rude word on the side of his house with spray paint.
  • Dingdong ditch him
  • Cut his spinal cord
  • Write a strongly worded letter to city council.
  • Send him an envelope full of glitter.
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Get your mobile Hotspot on

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@aaronjw76 said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

@SchnauzerFace said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Sleep with his sister

you have weird sister fetish

It’s weird, you’re sister told me the same thing.

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Get on mobile hot spot to write his sister a strongly worded email about how you're going to dump on his front porch

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Stand on your porch and shake your fist at him telling him to stay off your lawn. This is common language for 75 year old people.

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@BearDownGoBlue said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Now I can’t work on any 4th inning stuff for at least 3 days. Boo.

If I end up doing something like reading or being productive this weekend I’m going to be very upset.

If you do end up doing something like that, let us know what it’s like. If you read a book, Maybe you can find a forum where you can either argue that the book is broken and you want your money back, or you can tell people that dont like the book that they probably just don’t know how to read.

Seriously, that’s annoying. What was your neighbor digging for?

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@MathMan5072 said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

@BearDownGoBlue said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Now I can’t work on any 4th inning stuff for at least 3 days. Boo.

If I end up doing something like reading or being productive this weekend I’m going to be very upset.

If you do end up doing something like that, let us know what it’s like. If you read a book, Maybe you can find a forum where you can either argue that the book is broken and you want your money back, or you can tell people that dont like the book that they probably just don’t know how to read.

Seriously, that’s annoying. What was your neighbor digging for?

They are putting in a flower bed. So I’m heading out to stock up on Roundup.

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@SchnauzerFace said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Sleep with his sister

We all know that’s not something an offline elite would do. The HR derby grind would never stop for the guys sister

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It's that dang [censored] again!!

Call the fire department, this one's out of control!

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@Whereismymind808 said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

@SchnauzerFace said in Neighbor just cut my fiber-optic line while digging.:

Sleep with his sister

We all know that’s not something an offline elite would do. The HR derby grind would never stop for the guys sister

Fair enough. If his sister was hot enough I might pause MtO, but I’m talking like 9.5+. But there’s no way I’m ever stopping franchise for anyone’s sister.

Online casuals would just enter the quick pause for a 3-min romp.