Most Inconsistent Game Ever Made
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I got on the game this morning, played for a couple of hours and got into a good rhythm.
I was hitting really well, feeling like I was reading the pitches out of the hand, tracking the ball comfortably, lining up the PCI and enjoying my time.
I stop for 15 minutes to run over to the shop to grab some lunch and when I come back, all hitting ability is gone.
Can’t read the ball out of the pitchers hand, can’t time my swing, slamming the PCI, chasing pitches that are nowhere near the zone, 3 strikeouts a game and all pitches look like fastballs right down the middle until I swing and then I find out they’re not.
And that’s me done for the day, because if I keep playing I’ll get frustrated and then I end up launching my controller across the room.
This happens. EVERY. DAY.
Honestly, I’ve never played a video game before as inconsistent as this.
It’s like some kind of rare eclipse where all the conditions have to be right and the stars have to align and the baseball gods all have to be facing the sun on the spring equinox in order for me to be able to have a good game.
And then I take a 2 minute break to have a dump and that’s it.
That’s your lot for the day bro, come back tomorrow to see if you’ll be granted some hitting ability.
Game’s a [censored] joke.
