At release we had a brilliant game ‘twas truly a joy, nothing could get in the way of our grinding oh boy
The hitting engine was rewarding user input which was key instead we should wonder why pitching felt a little wonky.
But hey, these are professionals and it’s a simple fix, nothing SDS cannot nix
Day after Early access weekend...
A boy named billy had purchased the show and boy oh boy did he blow
Games would end over and over in slaughter and little Billy’s eyes started to water
I hate this game daddy it’s broken and trash, we need a patch ASAP so do something brash.
Billy’s daddy worked so hard he almost forgot his name, but he had to program a way to keep little billy in the game
Son I’ve done it patch 1.04 is here, You won’t recognize the game to be clear
But it will be fun for you with plenty of cheese,
Just how you like it billy with plenty of ease
Random and fake the skill gap is narrow, you’ll beat people you shouldn’t so sing little sparrow
Sing about how you’ve ruined a potential Amazing beautiful masterpiece of a game because you suck and I hate you so so so much.