An honest inquiry to every opponent I ever face
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Hi there, my every opponent. Nice shoes. And did you get a haircut recently? You look trig. Looking like a pro, there.
Here's my question. Why the rain? When I take my dogs for a walk, sometimes in the rain, neither me nor the dogs enjoy it very much. So why the rain in every game we play? Do you just love rain?
DO YOU LOVE RAIN?
Look, I get it. I saw the seminal film "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" as well. And I know there is a full song in that movie called "Dancing in the rain".
Is that why? Is that why it's always raining in every game I play? It can't be to create lag, right?
Right?
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I'm just here for the compliments, thank you sir.
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Everyone knows you pitcher better in the rain, better grip.
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lol NC State! You seem way cooler than Phil Riv.
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The shnozberries taste like shnozberries
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