Instead of "an unhandled server exception..."

[arvcpa_PSN]

What's your best substitution? I mean, c'mon. SDS can do better than this. How about:

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." - Hal 9000

Or simply "It's not you, it's me".