It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.
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@PennStateFencer said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against my old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
You used to sell womans shoes, but now you own your own upscale bedroom closet company.
I expect Dr. VonSchnauzerFace the 3rd Esq. to have a better response btw....
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When I was born, I had a stroke. The doctor said that the chances of me living were low. I am here today.
If this is too much like yours @SchnauzerFace, I can think of another -
@EvylShaun said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
Last year I said "I'm canadian" and I want to see if your response is the same.
This year my fact is i used to be a semi-professional athlete. Used to, because failure.
As a semi-professional athlete, you were the 94 Chipper Jones. Almost relevant, but ultimately just a massive letdown.
(I kinda remember giving you a hard time about being Canadian last year...I don't remember what I said though. But this year I'd say you're SS Lou Gehrig, because it just takes way more effort than it's worth to get to you.)
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@IIJACKINTHBOXII said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I'm currently wearing one grey sock, and one white sock.
Sounds like you don't have anyone to do laundry for you.
LS Ben Zobrist
(ZING!)
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My favorite whiskey of all time is Jameson.
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@the_dragon1912 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I can’t think of anything super interesting so I’ll say this. I’m not much a fan of family holidays such as Thanksgiving or Christmas and am much more of a fan of drinking/grilling out holidays such as Halloween/ St. Paddy’s/ Memorial Day/ Labor Day/ July 4
You prefer drinking alone over family gatherings.
You're also LS Ben Zobrist
(OK I'm done with him. I promise.)
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@jz2016cubs said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
When I was born, I had a stroke. The doctor said that the chances of me living were low. I am here today.
If this is too much like yours @SchnauzerFace, I can think of anotherI'll probably get banned for putting together "baby" and "stroke" and arriving at Felipe Vazquez, but ...............
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Felipe Vazquez
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I survived a fall off a cliff on my birthday during a hiking trip years ago
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@SchnauzerFace said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
for putting together "baby" and "stroke" and arriving at Felipe Vazquez, but ...............
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Felipe Vazquez
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@PennStateFencer said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against my old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
Your biggest accomplishment is a lie.
Silver Slugger Jose Altuve.
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@SchnauzerFace said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
hdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against my old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
This might be your best one yet.
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@ayman718 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I survived a fall off a cliff on my birthday during a hiking trip years ago
LS Pujols. Once you got a little older, you just fell off a cliff.
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I had heart surgery at 5 days old. Let's see what you got
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@Scratch1977 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
My favorite whiskey of all time is Jameson.
LS AJ Ramos. No one understands why something that sucks so much is also that expensive.
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@SpudXpert27 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I had heart surgery at 5 days old. Let's see what you got
I have an idea what he might say.
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I once attempted to assassinate the Queen of England.
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@SaveFarris said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I once attempted to assassinate the Queen of England.
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@SpudXpert27 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I had heart surgery at 5 days old. Let's see what you got
You were a high-maintenance crybaby that needed constant attention, cost a fortune, and ultimately you weren't worth the expense.
MVP Bryce Harper
(I'm gonna hear it for that, I'm sure...)
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@SchnauzerFace said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
that needed constant attention, cost a fortune, and ultimately weren't worth the expense.
MVP Bryce Harper
(I'm gonna hear it for that, I'm sure...)OH SNAP.
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@SchnauzerFace said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
@SpudXpert27 said in It's back! Tell me a fact about yourself, and I'll tell you what card you are.:
I had heart surgery at 5 days old. Let's see what you got
You were a high-maintenance crybaby that needed constant attention, cost a fortune, and ultimately you weren't worth the expense.
MVP Bryce Harper
(I'm gonna hear it for that, I'm sure...)
HOLY! I don't even know what to say. That is hilarious.
