You're all so mean to each other

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Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

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@LookatTheRhino said in You're all so mean to each other:

Usually when people are mean to me, I find my self rubbing Vaseline over my body pretending that I’m actually a slug. Then I play this game. Rinse..Repeat.

We need more stories like this one.

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@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Love it. Your mom didn't think it was so funny though. I'll tell her you say hi when she wakes up though. Long night last night.

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@vox_pestis said in You're all so mean to each other:

Don’t make me stop this car!

Will you turn it right around Dad?
... hmmm? Will you?

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@TheHungryHole said in You're all so mean to each other:

@PhatWhiteOwl said in You're all so mean to each other:

Cut it out.

this is a great thread and should be stickied. have a great day over there pal

Don't tell me what to do.. 🤨 😄

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@jhack9 said in You're all so mean to each other:

@TheHungryHole said in You're all so mean to each other:

@PhatWhiteOwl said in You're all so mean to each other:

Cut it out.

this is a great thread and should be stickied. have a great day over there pal

Don't tell me what to do.. 🤨 😄

Oh I'll tell you what to do and you'll like it.

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@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

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@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

My only question is "Who's Joy and can I jump her too?"

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@PhatWhiteOwl said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Love it. Your mom didn't think it was so funny though. I'll tell her you say hi when she wakes up though. Long night last night.

I’m sure it was. She’s quite the night owl. Even at 70 years old I find her sending me emails of stuff she find on the internet at 2am.

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@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Your momma’s so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy poured out.

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@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Your momma’s so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Your momma's so fat, when she fell down no one laughed. But the ground cracked up.

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@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Your momma’s so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Mmmmmmm.... Gravy.

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@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

@abbyspapa said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Your momma is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Your momma’s so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy poured out.

Your momma's so fat, when she fell down no one laughed. But the ground cracked up.

Lay off the crack.

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@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

@PhatWhiteOwl said in You're all so mean to each other:

@BIGHOOV2713 said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your momma’s so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.

Love it. Your mom didn't think it was so funny though. I'll tell her you say hi when she wakes up though. Long night last night.

I’m sure it was. She’s quite the night owl. Even at 70 years old I find her sending me emails of stuff she find on the internet at 2am.

She told me she was only 65.

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This is the most intellectual thread of all time

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Your mother was a hamster.

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@Ikasnu said in You're all so mean to each other:

Your mother was a hamster.

...and your father smelled of elderberries!!!

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"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time."