Assisted Base Running Rant
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Obvious line drives deep into the gap & the baserunners stand motionless at second base twiddling their thumbs...
Hard grounders through the hole at short and the runners dive back to their bases....
Hard shots up the middle & even the slowest runners try to stretch the hits into a double - and wind up getting thrown out at second by a country mile....
Wild pitches thrown to the backstop at Dodger Stadium & Cincinnati & even the fastest runners just sit parked on 1st base....
Heck, a troop of monkeys could run the bases more effectively! Perhaps you should consider hiring some chimps to develop your algorithms next year? They'll probably pay more attention to detail than the sorry lot of programmers you entrusted with this year's version of the game.
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