<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The new Kurtz with no bat]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Cmon.  It’s hilarious, we know what cylinder he’s holding.</p>
<p dir="auto">How the hell do you have a graphics department that lets that happen?</p>
<p dir="auto">An absentee one, haha.  You could start memes with French bread, [censored], nerds candy ropes</p>
<p dir="auto">How can they disrespect Kurtz like that</p>
<p dir="auto">Laziness</p>
<p dir="auto">And that, is SDS</p>
<p dir="auto">It is the epitome of this year</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/topic/82963/the-new-kurtz-with-no-bat</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:02:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://forums.theshow.com/topic/82963.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2026 22:19:58 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 13:50:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/painpa_psn" aria-label="Profile: PAinPA_PSN">@<bdi>PAinPA_PSN</bdi></a> none of those players he listed were bad lol. But Kyle basically has been nuclear in Philly.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758725</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758725</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[ApolloZ_99_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 13:50:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 09:51:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Schwarber on that list?? Guess mvp runner up means you suck, (and runner up to a guy who has been pretty much auto win)</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758716</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758716</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PAinPA_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 09:51:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 09:24:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jenkinmeyer_psn" aria-label="Profile: JenkinMeyer_PSN">@<bdi>JenkinMeyer_PSN</bdi></a> Nickname is Big Amish.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758715</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758715</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NotesOfJohn_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 09:24:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 02:10:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">So Nicky Nukes deserves cards for 8 HR?  He deserves it because of why?  Why are there so many Kurtz cards in this game?</p>
<p dir="auto">Then on every other card you’re like “why is this card a 74” and then someone reminds you they take a 3 year thing to designate if someone is a diamond.  Got it.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nicky Nukes is a flash in the pan like Bitchass Bichette.  Troy Tulowitski. Lindor Tatis Schwarber anyone who pretty much sucks</p>
<p dir="auto">They’re only good on this game because they had one good year and get diamonds and rare cards</p>
<p dir="auto">Rest of the players have to I dunno, be good at baseball to get a diamond</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758636</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758636</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JenkinMeyer_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 02:10:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 01:57:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/on_a_power_trip_psn" aria-label="Profile: On_a_Power_Trip_PSN">@<bdi>On_a_Power_Trip_PSN</bdi></a></p>
<p dir="auto">Ahhh, that’s awesome</p>
<p dir="auto">Now it makes sense and I like that he’s not tamping down much with no thing on his hands</p>
<p dir="auto">Ain’t churning much butter in that card.  Like it’s like a dude with SDS graphic designers unless you can show or link me the exact physical moment he looked like that churning no butter</p>
<p dir="auto">(I’ve pulled him in packs and he’s worth 3k unchurned butter.  He’s Giambi card and that’s it)</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758635</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758635</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JenkinMeyer_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 01:57:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 00:47:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">He’s a big white guy from farm country in Pennsylvania so they gave him the Big Amish nickname and he’s running with it</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758616</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758616</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[On_a_Power_Trip_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 00:47:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Mon, 25 May 2026 00:39:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/jenkinmeyer_psn" aria-label="Profile: jenkinmeyer_psn">@<bdi>jenkinmeyer_psn</bdi></a> He IS from Pennsylvania.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758614</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Player99_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 00:39:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:28:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/notesofjohn_psn" aria-label="Profile: NotesOfJohn_PSN">@<bdi>NotesOfJohn_PSN</bdi></a></p>
<p dir="auto">Ah.  My bad.  Was he Amish or raised country crocket?  I shall consult his baseball reference</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/758574</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/758574</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JenkinMeyer_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2026 22:28:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The new Kurtz with no bat on Sun, 24 May 2026 22:25:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's Kurtz' 'churning butter' home run celebration.....</p>
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