<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Touch grass]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Most of you losers need to touch grass. Yall are way too good at this stuff. Go hit the gym and stop ruing baseball games.</p>
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If youre better than me, youre a loser who needs to get off the game and touch grass. If youre worse than me, youre a noob who needs to get good. No in between.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/752251</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/752251</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheRupster12_XBL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 00:24:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:50:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/player99_mlbts" aria-label="Profile: Player99_MLBTS">@<bdi>Player99_MLBTS</bdi></a> I just find it funny how somebody gets it handed to them and comes in here saying I’m so good at life u guys aren’t cause u guys are good at a video game rahhhhhh I suck at this video game but it’s ok I need to keep telling myself I’m good at life for closure I go to the gym ima big top G alpha male. Like dude just say u lost 14-1 without saying u lost 14-1.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751862</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751862</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Onix_Savage22_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:50:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:45:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/onix_savage22_psn" aria-label="Profile: onix_savage22_psn">@<bdi>onix_savage22_psn</bdi></a> True.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751859</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751859</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Player99_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:45:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:45:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/player99_mlbts" aria-label="Profile: Player99_MLBTS">@<bdi>Player99_MLBTS</bdi></a> I was being sarcastic I’m not defending him I’m mocking him <img src="https://forums.theshow.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=c3a0d506dca" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /><img src="https://forums.theshow.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f602.png?v=c3a0d506dca" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--joy" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😂" alt="😂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751858</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751858</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Onix_Savage22_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:45:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:42:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/onix_savage22_psn" aria-label="Profile: onix_savage22_psn">@<bdi>onix_savage22_psn</bdi></a> BTW he's calling good players "loosers". Just probably looking for attention. So yeah, don't defend this guy alright?</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751856</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751856</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Player99_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:42:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:38:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/player99_mlbts" aria-label="Profile: Player99_MLBTS">@<bdi>Player99_MLBTS</bdi></a> what no u can’t be good or ur a loser… only winners can be bad and losers are good. Swear this guy it still looking for his participation trophy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751855</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751855</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Onix_Savage22_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:38:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:37:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Get gud. That's all I have to say.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751854</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751854</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Player99_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 11:37:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 10:52:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol somebody just got mercied. Yeah I suck at smt ur good at so u have to touch grass loser grow up.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751848</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751848</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Onix_Savage22_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 10:52:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:18:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/dannydfurman_xbl" aria-label="Profile: DannyDFurman_XBL">@<bdi>DannyDFurman_XBL</bdi></a> hahaha this made me laugh. Its all good man, we all lose sometimes.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751807</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751807</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[go4stros25_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:18:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:09:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ditka06_MLBTS honestly if you’re good at mlb the show you’re a loser.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751803</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751803</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DannyDFurman_XBL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 04:09:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:55:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">"Be a super strong and masculine alpha male like me".... while you cry on a video game forum.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751766</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751766</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[go4stros25_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:55:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:54:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Brother got his [censored] handed to him.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751765</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751765</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NotesOfJohn_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:54:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:14:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/dannydfurman_xbl" aria-label="Profile: DannyDFurman_XBL">@<bdi>DannyDFurman_XBL</bdi></a> probably playing cheaters bro.</p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751753</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751753</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ditka06_MLBTS]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:14:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 01:55:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Me reading this while at the gym: <img src="https://media.tenor.com/lx2WSGRk8bcAAAAM/pulp-fiction-john-travolta.gif" alt="alt text" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://forums.theshow.com/post/751748</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://forums.theshow.com/post/751748</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TheBigPapa55_PSN]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 01:55:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Touch grass on Thu, 30 Apr 2026 01:31:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Did you get banned recently? Lol</p>
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