…used to throw wiffle balls. His pitches had some of the most incredible movement. Looked like the queen in ‘Naked Gun’ or bugs bunny when he struck out the side in a single pitch. He had one stretch there where he was almost completely unhittable.

I honor you today oh sultan of the slider, oh drinking buddy with uncle Charlie! Your fastball had more tail than magic Johnson, your hammer was Thor’s and your dead fish was the envy of Luca brazi.